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Cobra Kai

Cobra Kai is a Netflix exclusive TV show that takes place 30+ years after 1984-1989 hit “The Karate Kid, and came out in May of 2018. Originally released on YouTube Red, Cobra Kai features Ralph Macchio as Daniel LaRusso, William Zabka as The Karate Kid 1984 antagonist Johnny Lawrence, Courtney Henggeler as Amanda LaRusso, Xolo Mariduena as Miguel Diaz, Mary Mouser as Samantha LaRusso, Tanner Buchanan as Robby Keene, Jacob Bertrand and Eli “Hawk” Moskowitz, Gianni Decenzo as Demetri Alexopolous, Martin Kove as The Karate Kid 1984 antagonist John Kreese, Peyton List as Tory Nichols and Thomas Ian Griffith as The Karate Kid 3(1989) antagonist Terry Silver. All 4 seasons are now streaming on Netflix currently, as season 5 is in post production and is expected to come out Q4 2022, or as early as January 2023.
Cobra Kai never dies!
Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy!
by Samuel Alaniz19 March 9, 2022
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alert cobra

A Male erection that is ready to pounce
Yo man I got such an alert cobra
by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008
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speckled cobra

corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.
Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*
by gross person January 3, 2009
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[Sloppy Conrad]

A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!
by The Best Person Ever, yay! January 6, 2009
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cobra starship

side project for midtown member gabe that is well-known for it's parody of gwen stefani's "hollaback girl" ("hollaback boy". gabe teamed up with travis from gym class heroes, william from the academy is..., and maja from the sounds to record the single "snakes on a plane (bring it)" from the upcoming "snakes on a plane" movie, which stars samuel l. jackson. a full-length album is expected to be released in fall '06.
wow, that cobra starship band is really good.
by snakess July 14, 2006
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Conrad

The sweetest guy you will ever met, a newfie through and through, will an amazing voice and an even more amazing heart. IS in love with one person and one person only. Is the most forgiving person on earth. Is a little bit weird, but it's a weirdness that is not hard to fall in love with.
God, Look at that sweet newfie boy, he's such a Conrad.
by AliceChevarie May 22, 2013
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Conran

Conran - Handsome, devilish good looks and a winning smile.

This guy turns the ladies heads, this guy turns the fellas heads. He can walk into any room and captivate those present with his eyes. Makes the girls swoon when regaling them with his stories and anecdotes. Makes the guys jealous when they realise they'll never manage to be quite like him. Usually seen in company with Simmons.

Everybody wants to be Conran. He is the epitome of a hero.
1. Did you hear Conran has been up to his usual? Just pulled two old ladies from a burning house then moved their car off the driveway so the fire brigade could get in to put the fire out. Legend.

2. That scary guy with the knives? Conran disarmed him, put him down then called for backup.
by GirlCop July 27, 2014
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