Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016
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I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.
by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018
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by Put Bull November 30, 2019
Get the Confetti yawn mug.John was not expecting anything for his birthday, but starting it off with meat confetti really changed his mood.
by BabaYaga'sFluidDispenser August 4, 2020
Get the Meat Confetti mug.The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 5, 2020
Get the Confetti Shower mug.The result of blowing up and producing such happiness confetti due to thinking about life and how happy someone is, or read or hear something that makes someone think about how amazing and wonderful every day is, and literally starts to cry with joy.
by Br0sifus July 18, 2012
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Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
by mike2285 August 7, 2012
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