time confetti

the amount of time in doing little tasks throughout a day

In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.

by zodiacoflom March 4, 2015

cock confetti

The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.

Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?

Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.

by mike2285 August 7, 2012

Finger Confetti

When someone accidentally blows their fingers off while popping fireworks on the 4th of July, leaving a gruesome mess.

“Careful with those fireworks, you don’t want to make finger confetti!”

by Crubaccca July 3, 2024

Confetti

A word used for someone you cannot live without, someone who makes things better, someone who puts color in your life.

Park jimin is my confetti, you are my confetti, I will never stop searching for my confetti

by Mrsjeonpark July 8, 2021

Culo Confetti

When there residual pieces of toilet paper around the anus, causing it look a small party was had around your butthole.

When tossing his salad I noticed the culo confetti lingering from their previous trip to the bathroom

by ChanelEastCoast69 March 16, 2024

columbian confetti

Cocaine

He’s gonna help vacuum the columbian confetti from her tits. With his nose.

by Ladnor Nosnibor July 20, 2022

polish confetti

The act of filling a condom with poop and cum, then attaching it to a ceiling fan and let tin’ it fly.

We had polish confetti party.

by Flabaristic October 19, 2021