Orbital Commander

Navigating through a group of fat people, either in a crowd or in a line

In order to move along the buffet line, I had to orbital commander around a group of fatties lingering around the chocolate fountain.

by The Freshman King January 18, 2020

commander and theif

see George w. bush

I think you know come on.

by Aeris November 17, 2003

Cobra Commander

Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.

If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.

by DB January 13, 2005

ass commander

a particularly accomplished butt cowboy, also viceroy of enormous gay sect

you are an ass commander, all hail the revered ass commander

by viceroy greg October 12, 2008

wing commander

A man that has achieved certification in all of the 'wing ' categories

white wings
Brown wings
Red wings
yellow wings

A true adventurer in sexual exploration

Jeff gained his 4 wings from his willing girlfriend and thus ascended to the rank of wing commander

by ermo September 8, 2004

slash command

A term for commands or actions that start with a forward slash ( / ).
Also written as / commands. Slash commands are used more frequently in World of Warcraft, and MMORPG, but have also shown up as memes on the Internet. One such meme slash command is /wrists, more than likely spoofing slash commands and emo culture at the same time.

To make a choo-choo noise in World of Warcraft, use the slash command /train.

by EcoEclipse May 21, 2008

vag commander

someones who is a certified pussy fucker

do you know who i am who's i be....... vag commander this

i run pussy they call me the vag commander

by shyne110 May 5, 2017