What happens when a rat rapes a dog and the offspring tricks 8 year old girls into believing it is a dog.
Human: My god look at that poor soul that got tricked by a Chihuahua.
8 year old's mother: I have to live with this rat I wish only for death.
8 year old: whosa anrjerjab abfag c thats right i have no brain awruhawb ooooooh daba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 year old's mother: I have to live with this rat I wish only for death.
8 year old: whosa anrjerjab abfag c thats right i have no brain awruhawb ooooooh daba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by gurklyflop January 9, 2019

CHəˈwäwä,CHiˈwäwə/
noun
1A. a small dog, large-eyed breed originating in Mexico.
1B. a rodent-like demon-dog who’s most likely named “Princessa”. They probably think that they are the best dog and feel that they are better then anyone and anything. Do NOT ever come near one, they will attack any other dog breeds, and even humans.
2. State of Chihuahua within Mexico Nickname(s): El Estado Grande ('The Big State')
Largest city is Juarez. It’s a highly dangerous place
noun
1A. a small dog, large-eyed breed originating in Mexico.
1B. a rodent-like demon-dog who’s most likely named “Princessa”. They probably think that they are the best dog and feel that they are better then anyone and anything. Do NOT ever come near one, they will attack any other dog breeds, and even humans.
2. State of Chihuahua within Mexico Nickname(s): El Estado Grande ('The Big State')
Largest city is Juarez. It’s a highly dangerous place
1. Miguel went to his tia’s house, but while he was there he was hurt by the so-called “harmless” Chihuahua. He came back home with a missing index finger and a pint of blood
2. My family and I went on a vacation to the mountain range in Chihuahua. The view was beautiful.
2. My family and I went on a vacation to the mountain range in Chihuahua. The view was beautiful.
by crispness_ June 16, 2021

Dude, I went to my friend's house and his dog was running around barking like a maniac and I got HIT with Chihuahuaitis.
by KingFroggerdoodle February 21, 2010

A chihuahua is a really small dog and is usually called a rat or a small cat but my cats are bigger than him
by Mychihuahua_olly November 11, 2019

The chihuahua phenomenon is a phrase used to refer to the notion that smaller animals (like chihuahuas) often put up fights or attitudes far larger than their bodies could reasonably justify.
by Beybladerplayer July 10, 2023

A person who is small and powerless but thinks he’s bigger than he really is, and often has a big ego and is not a likable person in this society.
by Peepeepoopooo October 11, 2019

An aggressive motorcycle rider who tries to intimidate larger vehicles that could easily kill them. Chihuahua-Hogs are all bark with no bite, and frequently ride in groups.
by iCaveman May 30, 2025
