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gun cabinet

Slang term for a man's crotch.
"Janet reached into Jack's Gun Cabinet and pulled out his six shooter. Unfortunately, it only shot blanks."
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cabinet gay

a homosexual that is too short to come out of the closet. They go with the next best option and that's a cabinet.
Chenz: I'm coming out of the closet Soulfur: You're a cabinet gay because you're so short. LeYesnt: Chenz is a cabinet gay Naag: XD lmao
by ChenzLikesMen December 5, 2020
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Glass Cabinet

A Glass Cabinet is an MMA wrestling move where a fighter deep throats a glass cabinet as an act of intimidation and if preformed correctly will store the opponent's left testicle for the rest of time.
Dam last night the Mexican Midget preformed the Glass cabinet on the Krazy Killer Keeg
by KSI’ a fatneek November 22, 2021
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avalanche cabinet

A cabinet that you open towards the ceiling usually in a small camper or moving vehicle (semi truck) when is shit is garunteed to fall due to over stuffing, driving erratically, and hoarding unnecessary shit.
Riding in the truck Hey Alex what's in that cabinet?
Oh don't know.
Reaches up and opens it and Yells avalanche cabinet
by angry server October 10, 2021
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Billy Cabinet

Those boredline unusable cabinets above the fridge that noone under 6 foot 3 can reach without a cherry picker
Man fuck them Billy cabinets

Nah bro that's where I stash my shit lol
by Buttgetter July 11, 2021
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lady cabinet

It is a lady's special place where trophies of her conquests are stored.
Ellie placed Rob's trophy in her lady cabinet on the weekend.
by Trophy October 8, 2013
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Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.
Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023
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