gun cabinet

Slang term for a man's crotch.

"Janet reached into Jack's Gun Cabinet and pulled out his six shooter. Unfortunately, it only shot blanks."

by The Girl With No Brains May 4, 2018

cabinet gay

a homosexual that is too short to come out of the closet. They go with the next best option and that's a cabinet.

Chenz: I'm coming out of the closet Soulfur: You're a cabinet gay because you're so short. LeYesnt: Chenz is a cabinet gay Naag: XD lmao

by ChenzLikesMen December 5, 2020

Glass Cabinet

A Glass Cabinet is an MMA wrestling move where a fighter deep throats a glass cabinet as an act of intimidation and if preformed correctly will store the opponent's left testicle for the rest of time.

Dam last night the Mexican Midget preformed the Glass cabinet on the Krazy Killer Keeg

by KSI’ a fatneek November 22, 2021

avalanche cabinet

A cabinet that you open towards the ceiling usually in a small camper or moving vehicle (semi truck) when is shit is garunteed to fall due to over stuffing, driving erratically, and hoarding unnecessary shit.

Riding in the truck Hey Alex what's in that cabinet?
Oh don't know.
Reaches up and opens it and Yells avalanche cabinet

by angry server October 10, 2021

Billy Cabinet

Those boredline unusable cabinets above the fridge that noone under 6 foot 3 can reach without a cherry picker

Man fuck them Billy cabinets

Nah bro that's where I stash my shit lol

by Buttgetter July 11, 2021

lady cabinet

It is a lady's special place where trophies of her conquests are stored.

Ellie placed Rob's trophy in her lady cabinet on the weekend.

by Trophy October 8, 2013

Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.

Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.

by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023