bus driver

its the girlfriend that doesnt let her boyfriend out of her sight, makes his decisions, and has his balls in a jar above her desk, thus she's driving HIS bus

Man remember when dustin could come hang out whenever he wanted? his girlfriend is a real bus driver!

by shallowthoughtsby AB March 4, 2009

Bus Driver

One who, whilst playing video games and in particular, driving games (NFS, Gran Turismo, Forza), unintentionally turns the game controller to imitate the corner they are attempting to take and in the process looking like they are driving a bus.

"Dude! You are such a bus driver! Let me do the race."

by jb_22 December 17, 2009

Bus Driver

A person playing a driving sim game online, who drives very slowly, and does not allow you to pass them cleanly.

Hes such a bus driver, he needs to be kicked from the game.

by RabbleRabble December 18, 2009

Bus Driver

When a man at a cemetery dressed as a nun is receiving anal sex from a man dressed as God.

"Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"

by RBK4LIFE May 26, 2018

Bus driver

A bus driver is the kindest types of people who commit a selfless act of protecting you from a unsafe travel home. These people are often not appreciated or thanked for their kind selfless act, though deserved to be thanked when getting off the bus.

Bob: The other day I got an A+ on my math test.
Everyone: Wow you`re so smart.
Tom: The other day I gave a homeless person a house.
Everyone: Wow you`re so generous.
Me: I thanked the Bus driver.
Everyone: (gasps) kneels before me and worships my greatness.

by DotKoak July 9, 2018

bus driver talk

Bus driver talk is essentially another word for small talk, the type of talk that if you're listening close by just embarrasses you and makes you want to die.

Look at those two teachers who hardly know each other doing bus driver talk as if they were good friends!

Jack is doing bus driver talk with Anne and trying to hook up with her.

by Trucker T-Rex August 15, 2018

Bus driver bob

A certified Paedophile

You see that man, that’s A Bus driver Bob

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019