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New Jersey Bulldozer

When you getting your haircut from your barber and he shaves your hair line too far back.
Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?

Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.
by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017
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5 hole bulldozer

When you wipe your ass using the space between your legs, or 5 hole, but since you don't have good reach you have to wipe back to front in effect bulldozing yourself. See bulldozing.
I hurt my back and cannot twist my body so i had to use the 5 hole bulldozer method.
by Farmergeoff2003 October 28, 2017
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bulldozerness

Your bulldozerness was much appreciated
by Mnmfan77 June 3, 2018
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california bulldozer

When a man rubs shit all over his dick and rams it into a woman's vagina.
Man, I just gave my girl a California bulldozer
by Tyler Maister February 26, 2014
mugGet the california bulldozermug.

Bulldozer

When you shit and don’t wipe and hop on someone’s dick
by Dingusmcgeereal January 20, 2025
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bulldozing bender

When an individual over indulges in alcohol (ie fireball) at a social event such as a wedding and proceeds to knock over unsuspecting bridesmaids during a bouquet toss. He or she must also successfully get others equally as drunk by forcing shots and making drinks.
It isn't a party until bulldozing bender is there.
by Benderoo June 15, 2014
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Burmese Bulldozers for Bitcoin

When an organization, such as a government, reacts to crypto currency or blockchain developments in ways that make it apparent they don't understand how it works.

Used like "pearls before swine" or "coals for newcastle".
Bro, did you hear that they want to "outlaw private keys" in Florida?

Hah. Just so much Burmese bulldozers for bitcoin.
by Satoshi Blart August 25, 2021
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