Breeding ground for Chavs
Invaded many countries
Reason why the Irish speak English
Known for starting fights over soccer
Depending on which part of Britain they were born they can sound like they have a permanent cold and the letter R is never pronounced
Usually out wandering the streets on a Friday/Saturday night drunk and/or possibly starting a fight
Love to talk about financial matters
Prefer to say 'Mate' in a lot of spoken sentences to friends
Invaded many countries
Reason why the Irish speak English
Known for starting fights over soccer
Depending on which part of Britain they were born they can sound like they have a permanent cold and the letter R is never pronounced
Usually out wandering the streets on a Friday/Saturday night drunk and/or possibly starting a fight
Love to talk about financial matters
Prefer to say 'Mate' in a lot of spoken sentences to friends
British mother: Do ya knoww wehhh ma keys ahhh love?
British daughter: No ah don' mum, sowway!
Gary: Here, do ya 'ave a fag mate?
Anto: Yeah he-ah it is mate
British daughter: No ah don' mum, sowway!
Gary: Here, do ya 'ave a fag mate?
Anto: Yeah he-ah it is mate
by UBTROLLINMATE11 June 18, 2009
The filthy British (English). A race of cock eyed, rat breeding, mud eating, goat lovers. They truely are the arse of mankind.
Responsible for many triumphs against humanity, such as: Common law; The Domesday book; and the Protestant church.
British culture is an oxymoron in sense, as "british culture" seems to be a vacuum of any traditional culture, and has instead manifested into a sh*tbucket of violence and social degredation. They have little regard for personal hygiene. (*note: As birthplace of the English language it is somewhat ironic that the citizenry of England are least able to express it).
Unable to play sport. The English psyche has lost all ability to participate in a sporting environment. They lack the required restraint and out of frustration will often withdraw to basic animal-like behaviour.
Worships a decrepant inbred family from Germany.
Drinks Fosters beer, which is infact 30% Australian urine.
Responsible for many triumphs against humanity, such as: Common law; The Domesday book; and the Protestant church.
British culture is an oxymoron in sense, as "british culture" seems to be a vacuum of any traditional culture, and has instead manifested into a sh*tbucket of violence and social degredation. They have little regard for personal hygiene. (*note: As birthplace of the English language it is somewhat ironic that the citizenry of England are least able to express it).
Unable to play sport. The English psyche has lost all ability to participate in a sporting environment. They lack the required restraint and out of frustration will often withdraw to basic animal-like behaviour.
Worships a decrepant inbred family from Germany.
Drinks Fosters beer, which is infact 30% Australian urine.
Australian: Hello, how are you today?
British: Wat bruv??? u wona go et it aye? leme finoosh snoggin mey sista den ima keel yoo. oink oink grrrr meow.
British: Wat bruv??? u wona go et it aye? leme finoosh snoggin mey sista den ima keel yoo. oink oink grrrr meow.
by TaghMor March 01, 2008
Someone who stereotypes other people. There are two kinds of British:
1. The ignorant
2. The racist
3. There is no third kind.
1. The ignorant
2. The racist
3. There is no third kind.
1. Rajesh: Wow! Amy thought I was going to steal her purse coz i'm black.
Steve: she is British.
2. Matthew: Did you know over 6 million Irish starved to death during the Potato Famine?
Carl: It's because the British are heartless barbarians.
Steve: she is British.
2. Matthew: Did you know over 6 million Irish starved to death during the Potato Famine?
Carl: It's because the British are heartless barbarians.
by johnnydoiest October 12, 2011
by tim07 September 21, 2006
by Someone Not British November 24, 2007
being too big of a british fuck
by urfuckingmom69 April 30, 2019
British, a proud people from the British isles (except the Irish in the south, they don't count) who have a extremely rich history and culture and have brought about major progress and changes for all humanity in terms of the thinking and technologies who came the closest to conquering the world and in the process founded America, Canada, Australia and NZ, which alongside the UK make up some of the greatest nations on this Earth.
The British are very stubborn, comic, alcholic, diplomatic, interesting and can be very friendly but can hold a grudge, soft on their leaders (I give credit to the French they don't tolerate the BS we do) but do not tolerate elitism and are impatient.
The British are very stubborn, comic, alcholic, diplomatic, interesting and can be very friendly but can hold a grudge, soft on their leaders (I give credit to the French they don't tolerate the BS we do) but do not tolerate elitism and are impatient.
Guy1: Wow British people suck donkey balls.
Guy2: You know you really are mocking yourself?
Guy1: ..NO I AM NOT !!
Guy2: a) your language, b) your genetics.
Guy1: H.m....
Guy3: Viva La France!!
Guy2: (longbow shoots the french guy)
Guy1: You guys ain't so bad after all!
Guy2: You know you really are mocking yourself?
Guy1: ..NO I AM NOT !!
Guy2: a) your language, b) your genetics.
Guy1: H.m....
Guy3: Viva La France!!
Guy2: (longbow shoots the french guy)
Guy1: You guys ain't so bad after all!
by MustardLight April 18, 2010