Broccoli

A fucking microscopical tree

Mom: eat your broccoli

Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree

by sexy mama oooooooof March 30, 2021

eye broccoli

This expression was first used on How I Met Your Mother by Barney to describe Marshall's secretary. It is a variation on the classic eye candy expression and since broccoli is one the most unfavorable and unliked foods it is the antithesis of candy, therefore a hot babe would be eye candy while a very ugly or fat girl would be eye broccoli.

Douche #1 - Dude, check it out, that chick is some serious eye broccoli!
Douche #2 - Gross dude, I would not bang her unless my parents wouldn't let me leave the dinner table.
Douche #1 - LOL!

by James Dean Ate My Pancakes December 8, 2010

broccoli boy

Skinny white kids with afros

Yo nigga I'll give you $10 to shave yo head broccoli boy

by Tommy's Knockers August 27, 2016

Broccoli Boy

Skinny white kids with afros

That little bitch is such a Broccoli Boy

by Tommy's Knockers August 27, 2016

Broccoli

"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"

"Quickly, Lex, give superman the broccoli...it's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"

by Karatekid1222 June 15, 2008

broccoli and cheese soup

a fine gourmet soup that is served for dinner and tastes delicious..usually served with crackers and cheese.

i like to eat broccoli and cheese soup after school.

by leslie lovely looks May 5, 2009

Broccoli

A character in the anime Boku No Hero Academia. Broccoli, is the main character, with his childhood friend Katsuki.

Also, Kacchan we were 5

Hay broccoli, how are you?

by Weeb human May 22, 2020