by Kai’s boyfriend July 25, 2024
Get the Bowser mug.Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.
Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
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by Elbow Skin February 14, 2024
Get the bowser style mug.A most deadly virus first shown from the Nintendo DS game, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. Bowseritis (or the Bowser Virus) are suppose to infect a person to the others causing them to transform into a Koopaling species (depending on their ages, sizes, etc.) or becoming an original character with the exact same reference as Bowser.
Doctor: "Yes... Do I see it? I do. And it emerge? It did. A most deadly virus that will surely spell your doom... It is...called..."
*Bowser's face shows up in the crystal ball*
Doctor: "BOWSERITIS!"
Bowser (in the crystal ball): "MWAHAHA!"
Bowser (from behind them): "Somebody page me?"
*Bowser's face shows up in the crystal ball*
Doctor: "BOWSERITIS!"
Bowser (in the crystal ball): "MWAHAHA!"
Bowser (from behind them): "Somebody page me?"
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