David Bowie

A literal god. Better than Jesus. Perfectest of men. Absolutely flawless and extravagant.

Person 1: I like David Bowie
Person 2: marry me

by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020

david bowie

In cockney rhyming slang, meaning "Blowy" i.e. Windy
Far fetched I know...but then again I'm not a cockney...

"Just popping out down the offy mum!"
"Oooo I wouldn't dear its a bit David Bowie outside..."

by Marku April 28, 2005

David Bowie

a fucking faggot who made some songs and anyone who loves him is also gay

dude i love david bowie

by James Keawell February 10, 2018

David Bowie

One of the worst musicians to walk the earth.

David Bowie makes Nickelback, Justin Bieber and Ke$ha sound like music from the high heavens.

by AntiDavidBowieProject July 28, 2011

david bowie

Some gimpy "rock" singer who looks like a fetus in drag.
Has many fans purely because the majority of people on this planet fail to comprehend what real music is, and what goes into making it.
David Bowie is both a terrible guitarist, and his voice is vile.
If you want some real music, check out Gamma ray or Vio-lence.

"David Bowie sucks because he can't sing"

by Loz Cook December 28, 2005

Team Bowie

A team of six, all who hold strong similarities in regards to drinking habits and overall interests. This team was created in 2009 and is relatively new. The members, though they are unknown, are all very good friends and said to be of legendary status. tales say that the team consists of six people, three who are legends, and three who are sailors. What these titles entail are unknown, but scientists believe that these "categories" have certain requirements. These requirements are completely unknown, and some say that the team itself doesn't even know what separates a sailor from a legend. This team is held in the highest respects, and every single member is one who would die for his fellow Team Bowie brother. Though the team members are somewhat separated geographically as of late, they all still hold each other in the highest regards. There is three sets of two in this group, and each one of these sets attended elementary school together. As you can see this team is very close and honestly, they are epic. unreal. Long live David Bowie!

Your a member of Team Bowie?! Unreal man! Legendary!

by The watcher...The observer. September 12, 2009

david bowie knife

the david bowie knife is the prefered weapon of choice of the stalker, be it internet stalker or im in ur bushes stalker, they love this weapon. these are sold at stores such as Adam&Eve. and for those who don't get it, it's like your retarted, but you are

the david bowie knife is the same as a dildo, or vibrator.

by thenumberofthebeast2-29 December 23, 2010