A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.
by figarojames January 20, 2019
by Bourbon Bobby May 24, 2021
A whiskey/ Bourbon collector that hunts down rare bottles of whiskey. Often times driving great distances and visiting lots of places.
by Whisky Geek November 22, 2017
Getting toasted on bourbon street and deciding no one will catch you giving head to someone in the ice room of the 14th hotel floor. But when your night is ending at 6 am, others nights are beginning, and they need ice.
Carlos and Samantha engaged in hotel Bourbon. A fine gentleman walked in and said, "Oh excuse me, I was just getting ice."
by KattheMadel January 31, 2017
by N@pster May 07, 2018
by J0000shh May 16, 2022
When someone is so drunk that they pass out with their limbs arranged in such a manner that they are sprawled out on the floor, bed, sofa, etc.
#1: "Last night was crazy"
#2: "I don't really remember last night"
#1: "That's right, bourbon sprawl"
#2: "Oh yeah, that's why I woke up on the floor"
#2: "I don't really remember last night"
#1: "That's right, bourbon sprawl"
#2: "Oh yeah, that's why I woke up on the floor"
by snake guy 123 July 23, 2009