A boob is a big lump of fat that hangs of a women's chest. They have something in the middle called a nipple. Boobs make very great warm pillows. They are fun to lick and cuddle.
Boobs ussualy come in pairs, like a pair of sneakers. They even age like sneakers and get all wrinkled saggy with age.
Boobs ussualy come in pairs, like a pair of sneakers. They even age like sneakers and get all wrinkled saggy with age.
by clueless_furball November 01, 2006
by The Killer Squirrel September 02, 2010
the big amazing looking objects that girls have, everyone likes to look at them, and when your listening to a speech that your girlfreind is saying, you can look at these till its over, meanwhile all you have to do is nod your head and say "uhuh"
guy*stares at her basketball sized boobs"
girl" blah blah blah blah blah blah... are you listening to me"
guy*still staring*"uh huh...."*nods head*
girl" good...blah blah blah"
(may continue like this for hours)
girl" blah blah blah blah blah blah... are you listening to me"
guy*still staring*"uh huh...."*nods head*
girl" good...blah blah blah"
(may continue like this for hours)
by d,d, January 30, 2008
by Sir Robert Adams April 20, 2010
Guy # 1: Why'd you buy your girlfriend all that crap anyways?
Guy # 2: Duh! It's simple. It was ftb (for the boob).
Guy # 2: Duh! It's simple. It was ftb (for the boob).
by lifeliver February 28, 2009
Person 1: Hey! I got you a present,
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: boobs!
Person 2: *hardcore lesbian porn music*
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: boobs!
Person 2: *hardcore lesbian porn music*
by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 17, 2021