jar jar boinks

what a fag

man, jar jar boinks is an asshole, he sold out the entire Confederation and the Republic to that sith asshat chanselor, what a jar jar boinks.

by theoldmanman March 14, 2013

Sapphic Boinking Anthem

Your favorite or most frequently played WLW sex song. The ultimate inspiration to please your girl that was also probably on your workout playlist from undergrad.

Kristen: "They were playing 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None the Richer in Homegoods again today... :/
Jamie: "Dude, I can't believe that's your sapphic boinking anthem."

by missthang10 March 02, 2023

boink-alike

having sex with someone that looks like a famous person

Randy had sex with Jim, who looked just like Ricky Martin. Jim is a boink-alike!

by oahuguy January 23, 2011

Doink n boink

The act of smoking marijuana immediately before having sex, most often used in a casual setting

Guy 1: “hey, how did your tinder date go?”

Guy 2: “good, she came over for the ol doink n boink”

by Jernamus September 02, 2019

boink the doink

to give a blow job

Sarah should boink the doink sometimes.

by frencherrrr January 26, 2019

Cha-boinka-boink

To fuck, bone, do it, or the technical term of having sexual intercourse.

Hey baby, want to do the cha-boinka-boink?

by MaoTseFong September 09, 2004

Boink

Boink: see also concusser of orcs. Weapon of samwise the brave. Used to boink many orcs in order to rescue frodo

The orc was knocked out by boink..... he didn't see it coming

by A g n December 14, 2021