Skip to main content

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "
Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.
by Gernansky January 12, 2009
mugGet the "Well, bobcat my nuts!"mug.
Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
by Autohaulic August 9, 2008
mugGet the I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosenemug.

Bobcat

The male version of a cougar. A older man you would like to fuck. Now a serious bobcat is when the guy is really old but still super hot and you would bang him.
Blonde : hey check out that bobcat at the bar.

Blonde : Tara that guy over there is a serious bobcat.
by Bobcat lover May 7, 2019
mugGet the Bobcatmug.

Human bobcat

What is wrong with him
I don’t know he’s like a human bobcat
by Jacpauly February 20, 2022
mugGet the Human bobcatmug.

Bobcat

A punk who goes to or graduated from Ohio University and their culture stands for and runs on hate, cliquey student clubs, rejection, ghosting, underage drinking and partying, frats, and fake inclusion slogans. Claims and tries to portray themselves as liberal to hide their fascist beliefs
You don’t want to be a bobcat, it’s frowned upon in the real world. That guy is a bobcat, you don’t want to be his friend
by Dog_Shit May 18, 2025
mugGet the Bobcatmug.

Bobcat Skid steer

A tractor, aka a Honda fit with a front loader with tracked wheels depending on what type you have. These little machines are used in many fields like building and construction sites, quarry fields and the agricultural places. However due to their size, they can be very dangerous to drive especially when the front loader is full and it’s lifted. Causing imbalance and a risk of tipping over

⚠️ Warning! When operating these skid steers make sure you are wearing a helmet due to the risk of these machines to tip over⚠️
Lily: hey why are you at the hospital.

Greg: just visiting a co-worker who was injured today.

Lily: omg what happend 😱

Greg: well he was operating a bobcat skid steer on the jobsite with its front loader full of dirt and as he was loading the dirt onto a truck, and how he turn left it loss balance and then it tipped over. We Told him to use the JCB 3CX backhoe but he didnt use it. That’s the reason I will never operate these Honda fits with tracked wheels and buckets, those things are deadly
by EMD F59PHI August 14, 2024
mugGet the Bobcat Skid steermug.

Bobcat Nap

When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.
I got real tired on my camping trip so I took a quick bobcat nap.
by elgrandechungus June 11, 2022
mugGet the Bobcat Napmug.

Share this definition