An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "
Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:
"Well, bobcat my nuts!"
See, makes perfect sense.
Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:
Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.
"Well, bobcat my nuts!"
See, makes even more sense.
"Well, bobcat my nuts!"
See, makes perfect sense.
Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:
Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.
"Well, bobcat my nuts!"
See, makes even more sense.
by Gernansky January 12, 2009
Get the "Well, bobcat my nuts!"mug. I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
by Autohaulic August 9, 2008
Get the I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosenemug. A much-older version of a cougar or jaguar. While a cougar is a 40-something who wears outrageous clothing and makeup and preys on younger men (and a jaguar is in her 50s-60s), a bobcat is in her 70s to 90s.
by ILoveSamNDean February 4, 2009
Get the bobcatmug. by Jacpauly February 20, 2022
Get the Human bobcatmug. A male homosexual that frequently seeks out the company and affections of much younger men (e.g., homosexual male version of the often used "Cougar" describing an older woman that is attracted to and dates much younger men).
My 45 year-old next door neighbor is quite a Bobcat, there is always a steady stream of 20 something guys going into his 1 bedroom house after the clubs close, and then appearing for the walk of shame as they scurry to an Uber in the morning.
by DJ Feltersnatch April 25, 2016
Get the Bobcatmug. by Stegosarus With Wings October 7, 2009
Get the Bobcatmug. noun
A punk that went to Ohio University who ghosts others, gets drunk and parties, dehumanizes the underprivileged, lies and fakes their support for diversity and inclusion, is extremely cliquey, a fake friend, and a narcissist with no empathy or remorse.
Often pretends to be liberal to hide their fascist behavior.
A punk that went to Ohio University who ghosts others, gets drunk and parties, dehumanizes the underprivileged, lies and fakes their support for diversity and inclusion, is extremely cliquey, a fake friend, and a narcissist with no empathy or remorse.
Often pretends to be liberal to hide their fascist behavior.
Hey, you don’t want to be a bobcat. It’s highly frowned upon to be one. If you know they’re a bobcat, don’t be friends with or associate with them.
by Dog_Shit May 16, 2025
Get the Bobcatmug.