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Boa Constrictor

Taking your foreskin and stretching it over your friends head until he taps out.
Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.
Wow Matt just got boa constrictored out
by Billbobagginsin September 2, 2021
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Boa

A scarf made of feathers. Usually brightly colored.
Wow Shannon that's a nice boa you have on.
by mspdgs November 16, 2022
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boa

boa as in my boa.
wassup my boa”
by jadenwalton March 10, 2022
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Boas

*enters discord voice chat*
Homie 1: Boas motherfuckers
Homie 2: Wassup dude
by ninjadapraia January 29, 2022
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Boa VR

A nice Gorilla tag player that respects all the players. Is also a tiktoker that is growing.
boa vr is very nice
by Yesofthedefinitions April 15, 2022
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BOA

A Phonetic used by the gay community meaning “Bitch On Arrival”. First heard by Canada’s Drag Race Season 1 contestant BOA.
She’s that BOA

When I go to the concert tonight I’m going to be the BOA!
by Bossybrossy March 13, 2021
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Boa Segunda ahahah

From the Latin "Bona secunda rsrsrs" this expression is a polite way to greet someone on a Monday. However, this is an ambiguous expression, as it can be said in any day of the week.

Inspecting the morphology of "Bona", "Secunda" and "rsrsrs" we verify they are compound words, respectively, from the words "Bo-na", "Se-cu-nda" and "rs-rs-rs", which are abbreviations for the words:
- Bo -> Bomunus: Translates to "Vamos" in most Peninsulian Iberian languages;
- na: This is a speech mark associated with hesitation (e.g. when a person is nervous);
- Se -> Sexus: Translates to "Sexo";
- cu -> cuntixis: Translating to "Contigus" in archaic Portuguese and "contigo" in modern Portuguese;
- nda -> naxis di assedixs: Translating to "nada de assédio" in modern Portuguese;
- rs -> rixis: Translates directly to "ah", which is an onomatopoeic representation of laughter;

Consequentially, the expression "Boa segunda" means "Vamos sexo contigo, nada de assédio ahahah". Additionally, note that this meaning should only be considered when the expression is proliferated in any day except Mondays. Otherwise, it should be considered a respectful and cordial greeting.

Finally, in a deeper level of wordology, the choice of the first day of the week for this expression is not random, but purposeful. It was chosen, because Mondays are the hardest days in a week, so when someone says "Boa Segunda ahahah", for instance, on a Friday, they are implicitly saying they want to fuck you like a Monday.
(On a Friday morning)
Receptionist: Bom dia!
Midget: Bom dia!
Receptionist: Boa segunda ahahah
*Midget keeps walking in little steps*
by Karecs Wordologist January 14, 2025
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