Blake

A very short male.

woah look at that blake!

by gregorious12345 April 2, 2011

Blake

Scrawny male who pretends to be a cool guy but is really a cry baby and cries whenever he loses. Usually has a face full of acne and gets terrible grades not because he doesn't try but because he's a dumbass with no common sense. Tends to be a man-whore who puts his tiny dick in whatever hoe he can find. Searches for pity in hot girls that would otherwise ignore him in hopes of getting their attention. Is cocky about sports that he sucks at.

Blake: hey
Hot Girl: ...
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot Girl: aw!
Blake: suck my dick?
Hot Girl: but your so ugly!
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot girl: aw ok I guess i'll do it

by holcamara July 10, 2015

Blake

A Blake is typically the whitest kid in school. Some may consider "Blakes" as tools who teachers think are retarded. Blakes think they are tough meanwhile can't kill mosquito's without being upset. If they don't become rich they are in trouble for they are incredibly lazy. Watch out Mexican's!!!!

Colby: Professor Jones thinks Bob is a Blake.

Armand: Uhh I know!

Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.

by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011

Blake

Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.

Fuck Blake man.

by FazeToenail May 15, 2017

Blake

Blake is Awsten Knight, Geoff wigington, and Otto Wood. During interviews, the members of Waterparks will sometimes call themselves or each other ‘Blake’. Usually, Blake is Geoff, but it has been used for all three band members. We love Blake, and will always count Black as a meme bet of Waterparks.

You:My favorite member of Waterparks is Blake
Other parxi: Who’s Blake?
You: Its all three of them, they all identify as Blake
Other parxi: OHHH I like Blake as well.

by Parxi March 6, 2021

Blake

He is a dude and I stfg he has a six pack. I am not lying I promise. Has a six pack. All of this is true

Blake: I have a six pack
Bob: Yes

by ChildAbuseIsIllegal10 November 12, 2020

Blake

Is a extremely intelligent person, usually to much for his own good. He will come off as a person everyone will want to be friends with but will come soon learn it isn't that easy. Blake picks and chooses his favorite and will tell any individual how it is. Some people may not like Blake but all will respect him. He will make him a self-proclaimed leader and people will follow. He may suffer with drug use only because he doesn't play by society's rules. If you find someone like this make sure you get on his good side because he will ruin you if you cross him. He is able to talk he's way out of almost anything and even have you question weather or not things you know are fact are really true.

Blake? yeah I think he's in the Forbes magazine.

by Blake leader December 19, 2016