Blake

A very short male.

woah look at that blake!

by gregorious12345 April 2, 2011

Blake

Scrawny male who pretends to be a cool guy but is really a cry baby and cries whenever he loses. Usually has a face full of acne and gets terrible grades not because he doesn't try but because he's a dumbass with no common sense. Tends to be a man-whore who puts his tiny dick in whatever hoe he can find. Searches for pity in hot girls that would otherwise ignore him in hopes of getting their attention. Is cocky about sports that he sucks at.

Blake: hey
Hot Girl: ...
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot Girl: aw!
Blake: suck my dick?
Hot Girl: but your so ugly!
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot girl: aw ok I guess i'll do it

by holcamara July 10, 2015

Blake

A Blake is typically the whitest kid in school. Some may consider "Blakes" as tools who teachers think are retarded. Blakes think they are tough meanwhile can't kill mosquito's without being upset. If they don't become rich they are in trouble for they are incredibly lazy. Watch out Mexican's!!!!

Colby: Professor Jones thinks Bob is a Blake.

Armand: Uhh I know!

Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.

by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011

Blake

Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.

Fuck Blake man.

by FazeToenail May 15, 2017

Blake

A very smart and kind person who can be shy at times. But opens up a bit when you have one on one conversations. Trustworthy and supportive no matter what. Always has your back, and is not afraid to tell you the truth of what you're really thinking. Loves owls, riding his bike in the rain and being around his friends. Has insecurities but is still only human. He is respectful, kind and caring. Somewhat sporty with good sportsmanship. Has to realise that it is ok to let his guard down and relax a bit. Has to learn to take his own advise sometimes too. Has a good sense of humour and never offends anyone intentionally. Good to talk to late at night when you can't sleep. He listens even if it is something small that is bothering you. Can be sensitive but strong too. He is someone you want in your life for either a shoulder to cry on to someone who can say something to make your day better.

Someone: Who's Blake?
Me: A friend that everyone needs.

by DarkDaydream March 21, 2021

Blake

A Blake is a very sexy and generous guy. He always cares about everything he does. He is a complete dick to everyone but his gf loves him more than anything. He is a very good looking guy. He will buy his girlfriend anything she asks for.

Any guy would be lucky to have a Blake in their lives. We all love Blakes more than anything. He is also always taller than his girlfriend and way better looking.

Sheep - “Woah look at her and her new boyfriend!”
Cow - “Omg Ik! He is such a blake”
Pig - “Can’t believe she managed to get a guy like Blake”

by thatgirlwhosreallytall.com February 4, 2020

Blake

Another word for "jock" or "Chad"

Blake: "hi"

One of Blake's many wife's: "Holy shit Blake is such a Blake I want him to fuck me so bad I just want his big juicy fucking cock to go up my petit little holes"

One of Blake's homies: "Holy shit I'm not even gay but I can see why you'd like that hes just so fucking hot🫦🫦🫦"

by My name isn't Blake I swear May 3, 2022