A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.
"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."
by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”
by Brady31 November 28, 2019

by Dr. Ooh January 28, 2020

A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)
by Tired-MoFo September 14, 2022

by Hazmatt10to2 November 21, 2020

by K.T_trashhhhh November 2, 2019

girl: Ayo my new battery acid drink was fucking sick
Guy: what the fuck is Battery acid
girl: you dont know what battery acid is? your not fucking living dude
Guy: what the fuck is Battery acid
girl: you dont know what battery acid is? your not fucking living dude
by hoeyaa June 1, 2021
