Car Batteries

A type of battery that's used in cars and is said to be harmless and even beneficial to the fish if it's disposed in the ocean

According to Google, "Throwing car batteries into the ocean is perfectly safe and in fact is actually beneficial for aquatic life!"

by DontBelieveMyDefinitionsFFS September 27, 2021

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The Battery Boogie

When you're dancing with that lyin' cheatin' stealin' fuckin' whore, you knock'er down, beat'er down, and kick'er teeth in. The Battery Boogie.

At the Lodge "Joe your wife is dancing with that older man over there"

"Come here Linda, let's do the Battery Boogie!"

by Nesquik Guy March 29, 2023

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Battery Cracker

A women that is so lonely and horny that she breaks her vibrator

That bitch hasn't had any real dick in so long she's a battery cracker

by Dr. Ooh January 28, 2020

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Texas Battery

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”

by Brady31 November 28, 2019

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Reassurance Battery

A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.

Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)

by Tired-MoFo September 14, 2022

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