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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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banana split

when a lady opens up her legs and pushes out a banana with ice cream and a Cheri
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banana split delight

The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.
Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”
by Doublecolany January 23, 2025
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
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7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split

When you are fucking a virgin with the runs and hitting it from the back and she spews out liquids from both holes all over the place vigorously, getting it everywhere
Have you ever done the 7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split with a girl? Shit feels greater than bowling!
by bbcbillblaster February 15, 2025
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Banana Split

When a dick cums in between your boobs
by emynset July 19, 2019
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Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
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