A component of female nature where a female who currently has a significant other establishes a emotional and physical relationship with a male of higher status unbeknownst to her current mate. Then leaving the current mate for the for the new male. Thus resetting the cycle.
Male #1: Wow Im surprised, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me and she already is in a new relationship 1 week later with the guy she told me not to worry about?!
Male #2: Sorry to tell you bro but she monkey branched. She was already "his girl" long before she ever broke up with you. She ended your relationship once that other guy was ready. She will do the same thing to her new boyfriends once another male of even higher status shows her interest.
Male #2: Sorry to tell you bro but she monkey branched. She was already "his girl" long before she ever broke up with you. She ended your relationship once that other guy was ready. She will do the same thing to her new boyfriends once another male of even higher status shows her interest.
by MastaMint February 9, 2021
Get the Monkey Branchmug. synonomous for spook, nigger, nig nog, niglet, spear chucker, tar baby, coon, monday or swamp ninja also known as a democrat
by don trusty April 7, 2008
Get the branch cricketmug. "Instead of playing 'Guess the Emoji' today, I think I'm going to branch out and answer some emails."
by Bncd82 July 24, 2014
Get the branch outmug. The stupid subhuman white supremacist racist Trumpoid fucks that are protesting the desperate attempt to slow the spread of a plague threatening the world by forging an alliance with a much more disgusting plague threatening the world.
More Branch COVIDiots were seen at the capitol steps today indignantly protesting the need to save the country from a viral outbreak
by red phillips April 19, 2020
Get the Branch COVIDiotmug. " OMG look at that amount of spit in the corner of his mouth! Yup, he must be apart of the judicial branch"
by gottazayn! December 12, 2015
Get the judicial branchmug. by Branchsquad January 25, 2021
Get the Moto Branchmug. A symbol of peace extended to warring factions of the valley of paradise. Urunganese women are known for their very strong opinions and brutal slap downs but always hope for follow up conversations to grow and learn.
As fierce and as prickly they can be to their neighbouring bellovictorians, they know that they will one day encounter them drinking beer on neutral ground and therefore would like to offer a peace treaty.
As fierce and as prickly they can be to their neighbouring bellovictorians, they know that they will one day encounter them drinking beer on neutral ground and therefore would like to offer a peace treaty.
by Urunganese December 4, 2020
Get the Olive Branchmug.