Maybe the best car ever created. As far as comparing BMW to Mercedes or any other make of car there is very little debate that a BMW is the ultimate drivers car. The power and handling dynamics of this car practically set the benchmark for the industry. From a performance perspective BMW is king. As far as break downs, technical problems- the statistics show Mercedes far behind.
BMW: Bavarian Motor Works
Mercedes was cool until they started building in TAWAIN now they're crap.
Mercedes- makes cars for old ladies.
'Sam, James' Youre morons, and by the way, how is that ford fiesta?
Just because you cant afford one dosent mean you have to hate them :)
Mercedes was cool until they started building in TAWAIN now they're crap.
Mercedes- makes cars for old ladies.
'Sam, James' Youre morons, and by the way, how is that ford fiesta?
Just because you cant afford one dosent mean you have to hate them :)
by NeoX July 20, 2008
Get the bmwmug. "Body Made Well" - Chick or guy who has a body that makes you say damn. In shape, hot and fit. Someone who makes you stop and stare.
by ubixx February 27, 2009
Get the BMWmug. Bob: Hey Steve, do you like bmws?
Steve: Yeah sure, but sometimes could be expensive
Bob: hahahahahahahahahahah fag
Steve: Yeah sure, but sometimes could be expensive
Bob: hahahahahahahahahahah fag
by samehorek February 26, 2010
Get the bmwmug. 
"Break My Wallet" is a German motor vehicle manufacturer known well for its overpriced products, and prodigious unreliability. One must bring their wallet everywhere they go, for sudden breakdowns can happen at any moment.
Break My Wallet (BMW) are also well known for having a cult-like following of drivers who swear by this company's performance, despite having no major records for: 0-60 times, Quartermile run, Top Speed, and Nurburgring track.
BMW Drivers will also attempt to stage a race in their favor; i.e. racing 0-60, the only thing a Turbo Inline 6 can do.
Break My Wallet drivers generally think they're better than everyone else, and are the most hated drivers on the road.
But if Reliant Robin can have a following, then why not BMW? At least Reliant Robin's are more reliable.
Break My Wallet (BMW) are also well known for having a cult-like following of drivers who swear by this company's performance, despite having no major records for: 0-60 times, Quartermile run, Top Speed, and Nurburgring track.
BMW Drivers will also attempt to stage a race in their favor; i.e. racing 0-60, the only thing a Turbo Inline 6 can do.
Break My Wallet drivers generally think they're better than everyone else, and are the most hated drivers on the road.
But if Reliant Robin can have a following, then why not BMW? At least Reliant Robin's are more reliable.
Johnny: "Hey guys, check out my ///M3. So much better than Brads Mustang. BMW is the best."
Everyone else "Did you Break Your Wallet on repairs yet?"
Everyone else "Did you Break Your Wallet on repairs yet?"
by Oldman Lincoln August 2, 2018
Get the BMWmug. he likes his women just right, not too skinny, but not fat, just in the middle, he likes them thick, BMW
by rockstar roberts August 18, 2011
Get the BMWmug.