Tid Bid Joke

when you say something to some and your kinda joking but kinda being serious.

*you see a chicks vagina*
and you say "whys it so hairy? thats kinda sick"
chick: "excuse me?!"
you:"ah chill out its just a tid bid joke.

by brucebruce319 May 16, 2010

$1 Bid Shark

Someone who goes on eBay or similar online auction sites and bids 1 dollar or less on an item (often one with many other clone auctions) and hopes noone else bids, allowing them to get something they wanted, didnt need but couldnt afford for a few cents.

Me: SWEET! This guy in Hong Kong has 20 auctions for the same fake iPod! 1 dollar bid shark time!

Steve: I want a laser pointer, but the best one i saw on eBay just got $1 bid sharked.

by la Trine July 16, 2010

Square Bidness

Doing the right thing. If I pay you up front for a service it is your responsibility to fulfill your end. If I say I will do something for you I should do what I said I will do.

Marcus why you never cut the grass, I paid you last month that is not Square Bidness.

by RedBoySB September 28, 2023

Alta Bid

Usually of worth unless your name starts with a T and ends with a P. Also, this creates endless stories.

Hey, have you told you about my alta bid? "DAMMIT, T__."

by Comparative Truth Confirming August 1, 2011

Bid

A smelly pussy ass little bitch boy with no friends

Yo that kid dave a bid on gang on slatt on slime on moms

by owenis March 29, 2021

the bid

a crank that goes to stein, julianna lopez

the bid = juju

by ieatass1123 April 21, 2023

bidness guru

a person who is in reality super lazy and does nothing productive in life but acts like the busiest person in the world grinding it out to make it and putting other hard working people down at the same time

mr. eisenberg is the original bidness guru making $50 billion a year

by dustinmc September 21, 2025