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Beatdown Madness

A combination of left-click and spacebar inputs that make your blood flow through your veins.
"Have to know the proper meaning of the Beatdown Madness chaos in the brain make your blood flow make your blood flow through your veins."
by _Caution April 20, 2021
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SHAMWOW BEATDOWN

To repeatedly punch an allegedly cannibal hooker in the face.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.
"I went and gave that crazy prostitute a Shamwow beatdown for biting my tongue when I was trying to kiss her"

"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"
by ShamwowBeatdownBitch! April 24, 2009
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Precious Beatdown

When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"
Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!

Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!
by bilatface831 June 5, 2010
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Ginger Baker Beatdown

A style of ass-kicking named after the Cream drummer Ginger Baker in which one does not stop thrashng at the opponent until he has been limp for at least 3 hours. The beating must be performed in as savage and ruthless a manner as possible; use of household objects is not only fair game, but encouraged when performing a Ginger Baker Beatdown.
"Dude Timmy gave his mom the worst Ginger Baker beatdown I've ever seen in my life yesterday!"

"Aw shit, man, he gave her the GB style?"

"Yeah, ol' red would have been proud."
by tommy e January 7, 2009
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Beatdown Shot

The beatdown shot was a camera angle technique developed and commonly used by East Coast rappers during the 90's. The rapper in his video, usually accompanied by his crew, would place a camera next to their feet at a 45 degree angle pointing toward the entire group. They would then commence to kick, punch, and/or spit verses into the camera lense. Has not been used in quite some time.
Guy 1 - Yo, that Beatdown Shot was tight
son!

Guy 2 - Yeah, Wu-Tang clan put it down in
that video kid! I felt like me
AND my momma got our ass whooped!
by Soul Of Mischief February 1, 2009
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Hazer Beatdown

A horrifying act of physical violence brought on by provoking any or all of the "Hazers", a gang of three professional hitman brothers hailing from northwest Ohio. These beatdowns are usually done to inspire fear and set an example to those who would incite their fury. Often ending in manslaughter, beatdowns are characterized by the use of guns, knives, bludgeons, maces, bags of pennies, bare fists, frozen oranges, used syringes, and wild animals.
Steve: Hey, have you seen Shane lately?

Ross: Yeah he's been in a coma for the last 2 weeks. He pissed off Jake and got a Hazer Beatdown.

Steve: Oh God, I hope someone tells his family.
by HazedAndConfused February 6, 2010
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Mental Beatdown

When you have a bad day, so you beat your dick more than 10 times in a day.
Bro, I failed my world geo Africa map quiz, went home and had a mental beatdown
by Cake Gravy October 11, 2019
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