Cancer Bazooka

When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass

"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"

"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"

by Chap-a-tron2000 April 7, 2015

Brighton Bazooka

When you are chilling on the stony beaches of Brighton with your seasonal appropriately dressed rent boy and he decides to pop a sticky load upon your sun burnt face

" Me and Darren are popping behind the beach huts after having a Mr Whippy to cram in one last Brighton bazooka before hopping back on the train to Leeds"

by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020

Brady Bazooka

When you shart so hard a ball explodes.

I just had a major Brady Bazooka!

by adfad05 June 30, 2023

brown bazooka

A brown bazooka is when a male is fisted and given a reach around. Similar to rusty trombone but with fisting instead of rimming.

Sarah sprained her wrist while giving Joshua a brown bazooka.

Don't lick your fingers after a brown bazooka or do if your into that sort of thing.

by Dr. Stephen T. Durden May 5, 2011

Rusty Bazooka

When a girl is on her period, first fucking her in the ass, then pulling out and fucking her bloody vagina and so when you pull out again your cock looks like a rusty bazooka

Oh dude, she was on the rag the otherday and I gave her a rusty bazooka.

by rusty bazooka July 1, 2008

bodacious beef bazooka

A wiener that can plaster women against walls a la Scary Movie.

I will put your eye out with one blast of my bodacious beef bazooka.

by Jizzcock January 15, 2004

Potato Bazooka

A sexual act in which a male forces his testicles into a woman's vagina, and after a countdown, punches the woman's stomach forcefully, causing his balls to rocket out at break-neck speed.

"Dude, I totally shot Karen with a potato bazooka yesterday. She's still picking my pubes out of her!"

by FolegAlmighty February 22, 2010