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Bangkok has him now

Dude 1: Holy crap! Johnny drank 10 shots in 10 minutes!
Dude 2: Damn. Bangkok has him now

Girl 1: Where's Betsy?
Girl 2: She went home with that creepy guy with the lazy eye
Girl 1: Well. Bangkok has her now
by zeprunner3 October 14, 2011
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Bangkok Bloody Mary

The act of drinking the menstral fluid from a women's vagina while performing cunnilingus.
The senetor's favorite thing to do with his mistress is the Bangkok Bloody Mary.
by dmore March 17, 2009
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Bangkok Block

A phrase that is said when one is denied Thai food.
Person 1: I feel like Thai food tonight, wanna try that new place that opened up?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna eat my ramen and watch tv.
Person 1: Fine, go ahead and Bangkok Block me.
by thedigitalprincess August 23, 2011
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Bangkok Blowback

During missionary, while thrusting hard to bring your partner to pleasure, she farts so hard that it lifts your ballsack up mid-thrust
I was hammering away at Sally so hard she farted and gave me a Bangkok Blowback.
by stoicfather December 4, 2024
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Bangkok Spritz

An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener
Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!
by Jakisumo October 18, 2021
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Bangkok mai thai

When in Bangkok,Thai-laid, the act of drinking sexual fluids from a transsexual's anus with a long bendy straw, consisting of mostly your ejaculate and "her" feces.
Jane: Hey john, how was your trip to Bangkok?
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
by the real hank moody August 10, 2012
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bangkok three way

A three-way sexual encounter in Bangkok, Thailand in which at least one of the participants is anally penetrated.
by Dontwvwrchek November 15, 2013
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