Avril Lavigne 

Apparently, she says her music is rock. (probably because it has a guitar in it, I wouldn't know cus I don't like sluts), but really just makes stupid pop shit. Maybe you could call it pop rock (the very center of the anus in the music world imo), but really it's just stupid shit.

She also has a bunch of fanhermaphrodites that like to refresh her horrid song "Girlfriend" on YouTube for 25 hours a day, and making it the most viewed video.

I'd hack RCARecords just to remove that fucking thing... -.-

"Hay you i think your girlfriend sucks, date me instead."

-(not an exact) quote from Avril Lavigne

Retard...

Avril Lavigne by z3ekeezzz August 21, 2008

Avril Lavigne 

The reason that Emo kids slit their wrists.

Avril lavigne sucks so hard, Oh it just makes me want to die. *slit wrist*

Avril Lavigne by Dominic1987 April 22, 2007

Avril Lavigne 

Someone who is really pissing me off right now...someone who thinks she is too young to know who the mother fucking SEX PISTOLS are. I'm fucking ten years younger than her and I have known who they were for my entire LIFE!
She is a fake ass singer who calls herself "punk".

Avril Lavigne: Sex Pistols??????
Me:......bitch

Avril Lavigne by theactuallysmartone August 9, 2008

Avril Lavigne 

Avril Lavigne is a singer who brings new meaning to the word "poser". She claims to be punk, yet has never heard of the Sex Pistols before. And her voice isn't much better. She sounds like Micheal Jackson being beaten to death by Ja Rule at a Britney Spears+William Hung concert. She is mainly supported by 10-14 year old girls who have no real taste in music, like to watch Disney Channel, Nickelodean, and all sorts of other stupid teenybopper shit, and simply want to hear nerve-racking tracks like "Girlfriend", "Complicated", and "Sk8ter Boi"(I Think I just lost ten brain cells from just typing that out)over and over again.

Avril Lavigne singing her new version of "Girlfriend":
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I Can't sing worth a shit!
No way, no way
I think I need a new job!

Avril Lavigne by Death Shredder July 24, 2007

Avril Lavigne 

Canadian entertainer. Infamous/famous for bad music, juvenile lyrics and a core audience of angry suburban preteen girls. Also infamous for musical ignorance, arrogance and a questionable wardrobe.

Most adults with a somewhat educated ear can deduce that Avril Lavigne's music is rubbish.

Spitting on people is not acceptable behavior.

One who doesn't understand how to correctly pronounce "David Bowie" yet sites him as a major influence.

Avril Lavigne by J_T_J September 19, 2007

avril lavigne 

1. the all time Queen of POSER

2. a talentless bitch that steals songs instead of writing them herself.

avril fan: OmGEeZZ Lyykk AvRil LavIgnE Is So0 PunkkK? RAWwkk AWesom Cooll HaRDcooRReeeeexxx

cool person: fuck the hell outa here avril sucks

avril lavigne by SDFC October 11, 2007

Avril Lavigne 

A poser with no taste and no talent whatsoever. She's a disgrace to the word music and couldn't play guitar if her life depended on it.
I'm not saying that every teen wearing punk clothes is copying Avril. Avril is just copying what her record company wanted.

When playing live, Avril Lavigne only plays guitar in about three of her songs. She's not even good at it when she actually plays! And yet she goes on and on about how good she is.

Avril Lavigne by Merriam Alison July 29, 2008