Assholetage

Assholetage: when you tell someone only part of a story on purpose so they can jump to conclusions and criticize someone. Then complete the story after their fuct up remarks, thus, making them out to be an utterly and complete asshole.

Friend: Did you hear about that girl, she got COVID vaccine claiming she’s her daughters teacher.

Me: What a bitch! She just cut in front of everyone with some bullshit. She should wait like everyone else.

Friend: But she really is a teacher though. She teaches for an elementary on zoom.

Me: You fucker! You assholetaged me.

by Mauricio Beto March 2, 2021

Assholiate

A associate of a asshole or a graduate of ass holery.

Don't harass me me sir I have a masters in assholery, my Assholiate would say you haven t got any game!

by T Tracey scroyerdoodle March 12, 2021

Assholeizem

A sarcasm of a person who is an asshole.

You are a stupid assholeizem that is from the Nazis.

by yhfhdcf September 16, 2022

Assholciation

The governing body of a homeowners association that makes petty rules and regulations to make homeowners life’s a living hell.
Assholes who ruin homeowners lives with their rules and regulations and actually have no authority in their own lives.

The assholciation fined me $50.00 for not getting my trash can off the curb in a timely manner.

by Twocanchu March 13, 2023

ashleiana

Ashleiana is smart and beautiful. Ashleiana loves and cares, she is perfect.

Ashleiana is the best among all.

by mkstatement January 22, 2024

Assholionic-Dislocatiactric Syndrome

A word made up for a problem in the genetic code. Also known as ASS.
It makes the victim's buttocks spread apart within the span of 4-6 months due to constant gay sex and/or anal sex.
There are no cures as of 17th September, 2025

Nick was confirmed to have Assholionic-Dislocatiactric Syndrome last week!

by blitzisgud September 17, 2025