Who asked.

"Who asked" is a Last resort comeback for when a person doesn't have any more arguments.

"Insert super good argument"
"Who asked?"
"I didn't ask."

"You're gay."
"Who asked."

by The man of potatoes May 18, 2023

Double-ask

An epic fail when someone asks a question, gets an answer and re-asks. It is usually found in conversation when an idiot or stoner is involved.

Stoner 1: Hey man, what's up?
Stoner 2: Not much dude, what about you?
Stoner 1: Nothing really, you?
Stoner 2: You fail, you just double-asked. Are you stoned?

by ilovepieXD August 9, 2010

Co-ask

It is to retweet what someone is saying, or rather, second the question, asking the same thing.

What Is The Time? Someone would reply and say "Co-ask" meaning he/she is asking the same thing

by Vangeance October 12, 2020

party ask

To ostensibly ask someone for a favour when in reality you are just informing them that you're going to do what you want regardless.

Comes from the fact that when you say to your neighbours "We're having a loud party Saturday night, if that's alright" it really means "We're having a loud party Saturday night."

"Fred just party asked me to borrow my lawnmower. He'd already gotten it from the shed!"

by Simbera August 2, 2007

ask whore

Someone who asks for fucking everything. Literally anything. Even if they already have one.

Ex. Ask whore: Can I borrow a pencil?
You: You're holding one.

Ask whore: Yeah but that one is prettier.

by notabasicbitch69 November 25, 2015

ask jeeves

Jeeves is a sexy balding butler who looks better with no pants on rather than clothed.

Moi: oooh jeeves bend over big boy
(Jeeves bends over)
Moi:*whip crack!!*
Jeeves: IM A BAD BOY!!

by Joanna-Clare May 6, 2004

Ask a ninja

Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.

Person #1: Why would Sarah dump me?

Person #2: Dude, ask a ninja. How should I know...

by Sketchface May 28, 2010