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Someone with this condition may eat steak for most meals, must be the only on drive a white transport van during a vacation and likely will leave the rental house without telling any of his friends or family.
Person a: “Where did he go?”
Person b: “oh he’s feeling asperic again due to his Aspergers… he took the van and didn’t tell anyone. I bet he went to eat steak.”
by Martoon March 11, 2023
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Asberger’d

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Asberger’d (verb, slang)

Pronounced: az-BUR-gerd

Definition: The self-destructive final phase of extreme intellectual hyperfocus, where an individual—typically someone with obsessive tendencies or an intense drive for cognitive performance—begins to experience cognitive decline. In an attempt to compensate, they resort to performance-enhancing substances, stimulants, or nootropics, which ultimately accelerate their deterioration, leading to burnout, mental instability, and a state resembling severe low-functioning autism. Often marked by a tragic loss of previous abilities, social withdrawal, and an inability to function at even a basic level.
“He was once a genius, but after years of pushing his limits with smart drugs, he completely Asberger’d himself.”

“Bro went full Asberger’d trying to outthink his own brain decay.”

“That guy used to be brilliant, but now he’s just a shell—classic case of getting Asberger’d.”
by Karellen5 February 26, 2025
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slavic aspergers

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A disease common among men of Slavic or Cyrillic native dialect in a western speaking atmosphere that can cause a difference of mindset from western generalized perception of the Eastern Europeans. Genuinely leads to minor cases of bad posture, strange tangents and difficulty with sentences and 4th dimensional concepts.
That kid tapping on the beer keg? Wide ass nigga of a case of Slavic Aspergers -Anyone about to see some dumb shit
by Avid-Whooper-Fucker September 25, 2020
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