April 12th 

April 12th is suck a best friends dick day

You: Hey Sam, it's April 12th~
Sam: Suck a best friend's dick day~?
You: Yep! Let me suck your dick~
Sam:Then come here~

April 12th by Vortextheghost April 12, 2022

April 12th 

National "I'm bouta glum" Day. Exists to celebrate the existence of the popular adult content creator "Dreamybull", using his popular quote "I'm bouta cum", but switching "cum" for "glum" as to keep the original meaning of the word but make it possible to say in public without arousing too much suspicion from onlookers.

Person A: Dude, I'm bouta glum! Happy April 12th!

Person B: Wow, I can't believe National "I'm bouta glum" Day's already come around this year!

April 12th by Keidars April 12, 2022

April 12th 

national send your best friend a dick pic

"Hey did you know it's April 12th? National send your best friend a dick pic!"

April 12th by Deadreaperdkadad April 11, 2023

April 12th 

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

April 12th by anonymous December 2, 2023

April 12th 

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

April 12th by anonymous December 2, 2023

April 12th 

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”

April 12th by Aries giving December 2, 2023

April 12th 

National Abby show your boobs day. A day where Abby has to show you her boobs.

Hey Abby it’s April 12th, show me them knockers.

April 12th by Tittytyrant April 7, 2024