ancient albanian sign language

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.

-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

by i have no handle July 13, 2022

Ancient chinese secret

The thing that retarded chinese man blabbers about.

-In my lair captured-
You: OMFG!! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!!!!!11111
Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED WITH CHINESE DUCT TAPE!!!! *thunder storm* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
You: Hmm...there must be some way to get out of here... *uses a............thing* YESSSSSSSSSSS
-3 hours later-
Me: WTF HOW DID THEY GET OUT?!
*chinese man pops out from nowhere*
Chinese man: Ancient chinese secret.. *brings scissors*
Me: Fuck.

by Light dragon (Anti-ED person) September 20, 2010

Ancient Ass-cheese Flower

Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.

"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

Ancient dreams in a modern land

The 5th studio album by pop singer marina diamandis

Person 1: have you heard marinas album ancient dreams in a modern land?

Person 2: of course I did, it’s amazing

by Ur_mummy April 18, 2022

ancient divine barrier holder

Ancient *Old Divine* divine Barrier Holder *Gates

"What's is the oldest gates in the universe?" (The Ancient divine barrier holder) or the old divine Gates.

by Priscilla Diann Gates February 24, 2019

Raise the Ancient Golden Cage

The feeling that a proposed relationship with the opposite sex is only going to lead to trouble in all 8 directions. Comes from a Russian proverb about setting free a beloved bird.

Raise the Ancient Golden Cage, Jerry, that woman is not who you think she is.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

by p5yclone May 13, 2011