Good Alternative

The genre of music between rock, and pop. However, unlike "alternative" music,
the genre: "good alternative", does not contain any Emo music, such as fall out
boy, or panic at the disco. Hence why the genre is named "good alternative"
instead of "bad alternative". This genre is derived from the need of a further
classification of the "alternative" genre.
Some examples of "good alternative" music are: Arcade Fire, Radiohead, Arctic
Monkeys.
Some examples of bad "alternative" music are: Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco,
Rites of Spring.

"I went to a bar last night. There was some good alternative music playing, it was actually pretty cool."
"Nice man, I went to an emo bar last night, they played some interesting alternative music, it made my ears bleed...?

by Stevo-K January 2, 2009

Alternative facts

When truth is so unfavorable to a pathological liar, that they must invent a whole new category of lies to describe their nakedly intentional acts of deception.

Kellyanne Conway told CNN that the President and his Press Secretary presented alternative facts about inauguration photographs that prove conclusively how few people attended the ceremony.

by hewritesforODandcoinedthisterm January 22, 2017

afternoop

see: noop

After a large meal at lunch, an afternoop is a great way to relax

by Jerktart July 29, 2011

Alternative Rock

A genre of music containing many different styles of rock. It began with punk, but contains many other sub-sub-genres, like electronic, folk rock, grunge, etc. It is known to be less popular than mainstream music and always has been. Many alternative acts make a few hit singles on pop charts though.

REM was the first true alternative rock band. There are tons of great ones now, like the Killers and Jack White

by funwillfunwill June 18, 2015

alternateAU

The shortest man on Twitch, possibly in the entire world. Also got grass for hair and is a huge furry weeb femboy.

Biggest plonker in Austria - the AU stands for Autism
Addicted to weeb impact gambling sim -$500 OH NONONO

Oh yeah that alternateAU bloke? Yeah he's a dodgy geeza, odd bloke ent he.

by Neva69 October 24, 2020

Nine In the Afternoon

n. A song by Panic At the Disco
from their new album Pretty. Odd.

hey have you heard panic's song,
nine in the afternoon?

by SKRILLLLLEX April 10, 2008

alternasnob

Someone with alternative taste in music who looks down on others with mainstream taste.

Man! Ryan makes fun of me just cause I listen to Justin Timberlake. He's such an alternasnob.

by Ryan Phillips January 11, 2009