All American pizza

When you do a money shot on a girl with acne, while singing the Star Spangled Banner.

Jeff has great memories of All American Pizza, under the bleachers during the basketball games in high school.

money shot pizza face star-spangled under the bleachers basketball game

by TWG December 24, 2015

All-American slam

When a fat ass belly flops on a bitch with an American flag hanging out of her vagina screaming while falling "ALL AMERICAN SLAM" and when he ejaculates bacon grease comes out of the dick hole

I All-American slammed that bitch to the ground

by Cracker Jack fuck March 19, 2017

All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.

I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

all-american bitch

Words from Olivia Rodrigo song all-American bitch

Olivia Rodrigo song. I’ve got class and integrity, just like the goddamn Kennedy I swear, with love to spare I, I forgive and I forget, I know my age and I act like it, I’m a perfect all-american bitch.

by njppp November 29, 2023

all-american bitch

My fav Olivia Rodrigo song all- american bitch.

Olivia Rodrigo song. I’ve got class and integrity, just like the goddamn Kennedy I swear, with love to spare I, I forgive and I forget, I know my age and I act like it, I’m a perfect all-american bitch.

by njppp November 29, 2023

all american bitch

Olivia Rodrigo song all american bitch

I and I forget
I know my age, and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all American bitch
With perfect all American lips
And perfect all American hips
I know my place
I know my place, and THIS IS IT!!!
My fav Olivia Rodrigo song

by njppp November 30, 2023

Summer All-American

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.

Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.

by Runnerboy69 December 8, 2023