When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.
As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”
by Swyre 3 April 29, 2024
Get the Albuquerque Back-up Lightmug. The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.
Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!
by HadSandjob December 12, 2024
Get the Albuquerque Tortillamug. A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.
by Therealnielofthegrasstyson April 4, 2024
Get the The Albuquerque Astronautmug. A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.
Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
by Volit August 28, 2014
Get the Albuquerque Hatstandmug. While getting a blow job (from your lover, of course), as soon as you cum in their mouth, you tickle them hard under the armpits making them sneeze/choke, making them blow the load out of their nose that you just blew in their mouth?
Yo Steve, it's me Larry.
What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.
What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.
by Gorgon August 25, 2013
Get the Albuquerque Achoomug. 
Get the Albuquerquemug. Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 2: "Albuquerque."
Person 1: "Are you an Alien?"
Person 2: "Uhhhhmmmm, noooooooo."
Person 2: "Albuquerque."
Person 1: "Are you an Alien?"
Person 2: "Uhhhhmmmm, noooooooo."
by Archimedes4047 November 20, 2023
Get the Albuquerquemug.