alphalicious

The possible description of things that attract or please Alpha males, or what many would generally assume would.

Person 1:” Wow! Your pants are looking alphalicious!”
Person 2: “Thanks! I got them from K-mart.”

by Bclowneryy January 1, 2024

Alhalboosi

very Nice arab guy wid a big wood and he loves cigars and cars and his friends are baigs which have very big woods

Is that Alhalboosi And his friends we better run

by AlHalboosi lover January 24, 2024

Arkhale

a loser who thinks every girl is a dude and loves long DIC-

hey arkhale
arkhale: yeah?
i met a girl
arkhale: you like dudes!?

by ligmaligmaballs November 20, 2023

arkhale

a guy who thinks every girl is a dude and he loves black men DIC-

Hi im arkhale and if you date a girl your gay

by ligmaligmaballs November 20, 2023

Arkhale

Thinks every girl is a boy and loves big black men DIC-

hi im arkhale and if you date girls your gay

by ligmaligmaballs November 20, 2023

Alphalpha Male

An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.

Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.

"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."

by AorticKamikaze April 11, 2024

alkalethia

Alkalethia is one of the most strong heart and independent person you could meet, they’re shy but once they open up they are one of the best people to call your best friend. No matter what happens they will always be there, alkalethia would rather fix things than drop the friendship or relationship. They are a hard working individual, they are funny, kind, devoted and caring. Alkalethia is sweet but doesn’t show their emotions they can make you laugh in times you thought you couldn’t. She is strong mentally and physically, she doesn’t stand for bulling it don’t matter who you are she will be there and help fight your battles. It’s hard to change her mind once she has an opinion but she has to get to know someone before she makes her own, she’s great help when you need a shoulder to cry on or an ear to listen. She does everything to make other people happy and keep herself happy. She doesn’t let people drag her down and she tries to keep her glass half full and bring others up with her. Even tho she can be weird that’s just who she is she’s funny and weird once you get to know her.

Alkalethia will push herself past her comfort level to be there for someone

by Buttface28 May 31, 2024