Someone who is awesome amd very attractive. Someone who has a shlong and can finnese all the ladies with his swagger
Him: Man look at that kid over there
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm
by NotBillyHopkins December 21, 2018
Euphemism.
"Kabul Airport" refers to the sexual act of anal pegging a submissive by a dominatrix, often in association with the ritualistic humiliation of the submissive.
"Kabul Airport" refers to the sexual act of anal pegging a submissive by a dominatrix, often in association with the ritualistic humiliation of the submissive.
"I was busy trying to secure Kabul Airport but Mistress insisted I beg harder and lick the soles of her boots until all the mud was removed"
by KCCO and FTT August 22, 2021
An airport wanker will drag around his/her over-sized wheely bag in complete disregard for others even if they are ascending an escalator (you wouldn't see them going up a flight of stairs). Without looking up from their latest iPhone 6, they mope around the terminal appearing to have some sort of place they need to get to in a hurry i.e. A Starbucks skinny late. At security they wait until one of the staff asks them whether or not they've got any toiletries, laptops, or tablets when finally they start rummaging through their excessive bags to get them. "Have you got a belt?"...."Oh yes I do". Eventually, when they've got through security, they get so carried away with browsing in Ralph Lauren perfume shops that they end up late for their flight, holding up everyone else once again. If they make it to the plane they then have to manipulate their hand luggage into the overhead lockers and end up requiring cabin crew assistance. There's always that one unlucky passenger who has to be seated next to them and hear the never-ending tapping on their stupid iPad as they play 'Candy Crush'. You'll know when you see an airport wanker as you'll find yourself thinking: 'what fucked-up psycho God would create these people.'
"OMG did you see that airport wanker. He spent two hours in the Hugo Boss shop drinking a skinny latte with his wheely bag blocking everything."
by Wolverhampton rules May 09, 2015
One who hangs out at airports all day. Airport bums can be found at airports of all shapes and sizes, from a big major airport handling 747's to the airport that doesn't handle anything bigger than a Dash 8. I am one myself and am proud of it.
by Paul Ward October 25, 2006
*Dom passes to Alex.
Alex passes to Scott.
Scott passes to Ilyess.
Ilyess passes to Dom.
All exclaim loudly 'SPLIFF-AIRPORT!'
Alex passes to Scott.
Scott passes to Ilyess.
Ilyess passes to Dom.
All exclaim loudly 'SPLIFF-AIRPORT!'
by Frakture March 17, 2011
When a female booty call comes to spend the night and wastes the whole evening preparing for sex . The evening ending with you master baiting alone and falling asleep while she is trying on sexy clothing from muiltiple bags unable to find what matches her mood.
I was thinking her and I were going to have sex but she was busy playing airport marriot with her suitcases , hair,makeup, and lingerie. After 2am I rubbed one off and fell asleep alone.
by brickeycrow October 28, 2017
Airport High School is located in West Columbia South Carolina. It’s notorious for having more principals in its lifetime than students. It’s also known for being a school where more teachers and staff members have affairs with students than teachers in healthy relationships. Good luck finding a vending machine in the entire school that doesn’t just take your money. The school is home to many trailer park yee yees. These are the kids who wear the offbrand camo jackets that smell like old cigarettes. If you want to fit in in this school, just take any piece of clothing you have and shlapp a vineyard vine logo on it. Not to mention the row of squatted shitboxes that are always outside (none with a parking pass). Make sure you bring your juul everyday so you can fit in with all the other fiending crackheads on campus. The only thing worse than their athletic program is the education itself. It’s said that every morning you walk in, if you look down the 400 hall there is always at least 3 dead roaches. Let’s not even get started about the “Pit” kids. Those are the kids who walk around with their Walmart speakers blaring lil peep and wearing dog collars. They can always be found at lunch near the building where the fire occurred. It’s once said that the school is haunted by George I. Pair, but I think that’s just the lost souls of the students who continue to go there day after day to deal with the same shit. Welcome to Aiport High School.
Airport High School is complete and utter trash.
by American fawces December 31, 2018