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Abel Makkonen Tespussy

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carrier, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in a bounce, in the pool, in the garden, BENT OVER, against the window, most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, era ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets SOAKED, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts (shots), hair ripping, show stopping,
When someone looks so fine they look like a daddy you can call them an Abel Makkonen Tespussy, since he is literally the definition of attraction and a hot daddy <3. XOXO (love the dad bod, put it on me =)
by abelssecretho March 4, 2025
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Shea and Jaff's boyfriend.
Yo! Have you heard Abel's new song!? Yeah bro, I'm the ft - Lil Sween
by Lil Emibo January 10, 2022
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He's like the chaddest chad on r/cc lvl 15, is balding tho😔, he's a grinder and will definitely make it, he's got the best personality on the chat and makes up for his average looks with it, even tho he kills all his time on discord he still gets decent grade prolly will easily make into some tier 1 law firm in India . His call on ftm has already positively changed so many lives and prolly the ftm foundation owes him 100k usd for the free shilling that he has done for future number 1 chain, soo he's gonna launch a sick charity NFT project with waakoow and Oldgoat both Chads as well with sick art and they plan to give away 80 percent of funds to make a school in Africa changing many lives. Shit is he's growing old and still broke and ugly so still on the grind and miles to go before he sleeps
Yo bro Abel I love you man, ftm already 10 bucks
by Abel037 February 2, 2022
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He is the meanest guy and a player to girls. He will date you and be a player to you. He will just want you because of your body or money. Also he is like a bully to girls that he will even throw food at you.
Person 1: Did you see what the boy did to his girlfriend ?
Person 2: Oh it’s Abel. He just wanted to play with girlfriend and that is it.
by brklyn_nicole April 5, 2020
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Hi loser Abel33
by Selome the real and bible one February 21, 2022
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