Assball

When its hotter than hot

The weather:96 degreese
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball in here

by Goofizz April 28, 2021

Assball

When someone takes a poop and stinks up the bathroom to where it’s steamy

Dad:takes a poop
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball

by Goofizz April 28, 2021

Assballz

A rank, cheesy, sweaty smell of ripe ass and sticky ball sack that is found around the gooch and taint. However, may be used to just imply one smells of ass and balls.

I just scratched my taint and now my finger smells like assballz.

She was licking my gooch but gagged cause it smelled of assballz.

Dude go shower. You smell like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

assballs

Fecal remnants sticking to pubic hairs around anus; dingleberries; a general exclaimation of negativity.

Make sure you don't have any assballs before wearing my boxers.

This sucks assballs!

by LindsayLu September 22, 2004

assball syndrome

A rare disease in which a man's testicals are connected directly to the ass cheeks. This condition is extremely deadly. Seek medical attention immediately, if you are concerned with your testicular health! Excess skin is common. May result in lack of sexual activity (women are too grossed out!)

Sally: "EWWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT!?"

Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"

by slap-a-ho June 11, 2006

Assballed

Being corn holed so deeply by an organization, co-worker or friend that their balls actually touch your ass. (Figuratively speaking, of course)

I was completely assballed by the IRS this year when I filed my taxes.

by BBpitcher30 March 19, 2010

studmuffin assballs

Unrelated to the conventional studmuffin, studmuffin assballs is an exclamation expressing intense anger, frustration or pain.
It is most frequently roared in the deepest growl possible towards the person who caused one's anger.

Mom: Honey, your grandmother just died.
You: STUDMUFFIN ASSBALLS!

by Kjeild January 24, 2008