aspergers

Someone with this condition may eat steak for most meals, must be the only on drive a white transport van during a vacation and likely will leave the rental house without telling any of his friends or family.
Person a: “Where did he go?”
Person b: “oh he’s feeling asperic again due to his Aspergers… he took the van and didn’t tell anyone. I bet he went to eat steak.”
by Martoon March 12, 2023
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Asperger

A psycho-physical disturbance whose main symptom is your girlfriend being a dumb bitch.
Look at his stupid ass girlfriend behaving like a dumb cunt. He must have Asperger.
by MircaleMiriam January 08, 2023
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Aspergers

Aspergers is when you can make great jokes and lose your shit without understanding why people are upset with you. It's great for being a memelord but pretty fucking lame for like, not feeling completely self isolated and alone all of the time due to your crushing lack of people skills, comprehension or even the friends to help you...also you get mad pussy 😎
Weird Kid: *reaches for bag*
Me: rEeeeee
Everyone: Aspergers kid saved the day again! *proceeds to bow down to me like 12 yr olds to the kid with the most fidget spinners in 2016*
by ecstasiesofnonsense June 25, 2020
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Religious Asperger’s

"Religious Asperger's" is an informal, non-medical term sometimes used to describe individuals who display characteristics similar to those of Asperger's syndrome, but with an intense, narrow focus on religious beliefs, rituals, or practices. This might include a rigid adherence to religious rules, difficulty understanding different perspectives within religious contexts, and a tendency to engage deeply in theological or doctrinal details, often to the exclusion of other social or personal interests.
With his relentless obsession over every religious rule, especially his lectures on the 'proper' way to wear head coverings, some joked that he must have a case of Religious Asperger’s
by Faith Fixation August 12, 2024
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