aspergers

Someone with this condition may eat steak for most meals, must be the only on drive a white transport van during a vacation and likely will leave the rental house without telling any of his friends or family.

Person a: “Where did he go?”
Person b: “oh he’s feeling asperic again due to his Aspergers… he took the van and didn’t tell anyone. I bet he went to eat steak.”

by Martoon March 11, 2023

Religious Asperger’s

"Religious Asperger's" is an informal, non-medical term sometimes used to describe individuals who display characteristics similar to those of Asperger's syndrome, but with an intense, narrow focus on religious beliefs, rituals, or practices. This might include a rigid adherence to religious rules, difficulty understanding different perspectives within religious contexts, and a tendency to engage deeply in theological or doctrinal details, often to the exclusion of other social or personal interests.

With his relentless obsession over every religious rule, especially his lectures on the 'proper' way to wear head coverings, some joked that he must have a case of Religious Asperger’s

by Faith Fixation August 12, 2024

Aspergers

Actually, unlike a majority of the definitions, Aspergers is not even a diagnosis in the US and will no longer be a diagnosis everywhere else as of January 2021. Aspergers is a neo-nazi man who, at first, thought all children were equal until he became part of a neo-nazi organization. He then found children who are autistic and realized they usually had high IQ and so he sent anyone who wasn't of those children to their death. If they were of high IQ, they went to institutions to work and become the next gen. The neurological disorder is now know as Autism Spectrum disorder (2013 in the DSM 5 and January of 2022 in the ICD-11).

1. Autism Mom- Yeah, my kid has Aspergers

Superior Other- That's not even possible anymore. Keep up.

2. Smartie- You know who Hans Aspergers is?
Smartie 2- You mean the guy who assisted in killing thousands of children and thought so highly of himself you took it upon himself to decide the worth of young children?
Smartie- Yeah, him.

by DogSaysHiDontConntact December 14, 2021

Aspergers

A cure for being Neurotpyical.

Example 1: John was diagnosed with Aspergers in 2010, but it was changed to ASD because Neurotypicals realized they were virtually too advanced to be a separate disorder.

Person 1: My daughter got diagnosed with Aspergers, do I need to be worried?
Person 2: No, in fact be worried about the cognitively deficient unaware seniles they call "Neurotypicals", especially during adolescence.

by ThomasAAnderson July 2, 2021