I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

Dookie Arsehole

bad, the worst of the worst, it does not get any lower

I didnt have time to finish my assignment before submitting, my grade is going to be dookie arsehole

my hair is so greasy I look like dookie arsehole

by spottedsocks January 21, 2025

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

Arsehole

Scooter Braun

Person 1: who is an Arsehole
Person2: Scooter Braun

by Mrs. Perfectly Not Fine June 29, 2021

Arsehole

1. A butthole
2. A nasty person

Spelt asshole in American English.

Fedor is such an arsehole!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Arsehole Detonation

arsehole detonation is the act of destroying someone's asshole to such a degree, it feels like a detonation. this is usually caused by someone who is hung like a horse, or by a fist attached to abnormally large hands and forearms.

"what did you and cyril do last night, wduardo?"
"arsehole detonation. the destroying of, well, you get the idea."

by yellowblackgiraffe July 18, 2025

Arseholeness

Behavior of someone who is an arsehole

Person who doesn't see that the shit is about to hit the fan.

KERO... YOUR ARSEHOLENESS IS STOPPING YOU FROM DOING WHAT IS RIGHT

by Staycee.88 October 25, 2023