farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold
by Beelzemuff June 16, 2015
Ice cube.. In vagina, with a topping of hot sauce. Then you put your face in her vagina and lick it up. That is how you do the Arctic Taco
by SDJsakdjs August 03, 2010
Can the giver of the rod, inserts his feces into a plastic bag, keeps in in the freezer overnight, and uses is it as a dildo for the given of the rod, when fully frozen.
by Joelle Bruin February 14, 2007
Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, but for those people who can't wait for the shit to freeze in the freezer. To commit the Arctic Speedfuck, a man shits directly into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which freezes it instantly (also removing the need to shit into a condom in the first place). Having frozen immediately, the man takes the shit dildo and inserts it into either the vagina or ass of a woman for pleasure purposes, or indeed himself (the Self Arctic Speedfuck).
Oh man, I was so bored in my lab today that I performed an Arctic Speedfuck on my Asian lab assistant Carly. She seemed to enjoy it so much that I took another dump and arctic speedfucked myself! What a self imbibe!
by MB2011 August 10, 2011
A really great band! originated from sheffield
members: alex turner (lead singer and lead guitarist), jamie cook (guitarist), matt helders (drums and backing vocals), nick o'malley was on bass guitar but was replaced by andy nicholson
members: alex turner (lead singer and lead guitarist), jamie cook (guitarist), matt helders (drums and backing vocals), nick o'malley was on bass guitar but was replaced by andy nicholson
I Bet you look good on the dance floor-
your name isnt rio but i don't care for sand- a reference to a song called rio by duran duran
When the sun goes down-
In this song he says "He told roxanne to put on the red light" is a reference to a song called roxanne by the police
arctic monkeys
your name isnt rio but i don't care for sand- a reference to a song called rio by duran duran
When the sun goes down-
In this song he says "He told roxanne to put on the red light" is a reference to a song called roxanne by the police
arctic monkeys
by terminalmargaret September 16, 2008
When, in sub-freezing temperatures, a man ejaculates onto his fellator's face, but the semen freezes mid-air, blasting the face with cumsickles.
It's so cold out tonight, I'm going to give Eric's mom an arctic blast before she makes me hot chocolate.
by Yournewstepdad December 19, 2013
The same as a bombay roll, but colder!
Matthew and Penny were in the park:
Matthew:Give me a bombay roll biatch
Penny: In these freezing temperture, it's more like an arctic roll!!!!
Matthew:Give me a bombay roll biatch
Penny: In these freezing temperture, it's more like an arctic roll!!!!
by Embob September 30, 2006