Angus

An absolute idiot, mug, lemon. Thinks he's got quality banter, but really he only has good chat because of Sacha. Can be used as a verb or noun. Mediocre looking, but can get by because he has the wettest, cheesiest lines up his sleeve

"That guy completed just Angused himself off there"
"Wow, you're such an Angus"

by lexoxygirl February 1, 2018

Coupar angus

A small god-fearing town situated around 13 miles from Dundee. Famous for smelling like dead chicken anus from the nearby chicken factory and also for being home to east scotlands most notorius serial-killer/cat-burgalar - 'Ray Hepburn'

Coupar angus is that smelly town where ray hepburn lives.

by mcgee2003 September 22, 2010

Angus Ontario

A town in central ontario, canada with a limited gene pool, that even makes people from Barrie look normal.

John: That girl Michelle is an inbred whore. I wouldnt fuck her with a dogs dick and you pushing.

Dave: I know, Its because shes from Angus Ontario...

John: That explains it.

by Jimmy hates color October 3, 2011

Angus Young

Cutest old guy i have ever seen, would love to spend a night with him.
Best part of ACDC.

i've got the jack

by Sam December 6, 2003

colonel angus

(noun): A double entendre, can be a proper noun referring to a military officer whose last name is Angus, or the act of eating out vagina. Originating from a sketch on Saturday Night Live, said quickly, becomes a homophone of cunilingus. Usually said with a thick Southern US accent for heightened effect. Can refer to someone (usually a man), who enjoys performing cunilingus.

When a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

by little ally May 15, 2006

red angus

when you are having sex with a woman on her period, you pull out and slap her in the face, leaving a red mark on her cheek.

i was having sex with a woman and i totally gave her the ol "red angus"

by uncle waggy77 May 16, 2009

Angus Fry

A kind hearted fella, who shall not go a day without making someone smile. He will draw you in with his witty comments and sooner or later, it is inevitable that you'll fall in love with him. Just don't let go, your life may be made hell if you do so

I met this guy, he was such an 'Angus Fry ' , like guy

I wish all guys were like him

by imightnotevenbehuman January 5, 2015