afghan cookie

delicious as cookie🔥🔥🔥

I called my afghan friend an afghan cookie.
Person one: who is that?
person two: its afghan cookie eating an afghan cookie.
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 06, 2023
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Afghan Withdrawal

When you pull out so fast you nut in your own face.
Joe had a an Afghan Withdrawal this weekend with Jill. It was fucking awful.
by JoesBiThen September 05, 2021
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Afghan Backhand

The Afghan back is a just another way of rubbing one out, having a wank, belting one out on the blue veined banjo masturbating for short. This style originates from the middle east which incorperates a method of sneakyness slash egotistical masturbation.
The process of the Afghan Backhand starts with bending your wrist back cutting off the blood to your hand for at least 10 mins this will render your hand anesthetized. Now prop your right leg up unto a table and with your right hand reach back around the outside of your thigh and grab your penis. Because of the lose of sensation in your digits and the limited vision from your thigh you may find it hard to locate your cock. Dont give up you only have a limited time to nutt one out before the feeling comes back to your hand and the deceite seeps in. Enjoy!
by nutbags August 17, 2010
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Anti-Afghan sentiment

A negative impression of Afghans, displaying racism or conveying xenophobia

Full list of racist Afghan slurs in the Anti-Afghan Hate Glossary
Dirty Afghan
Afghan Hound
Awghan ~TJ

Afgoon
Afgjeet
“Af-gavni-stan” ~Soviet Af💩stan
Assghanistan
Afgagi
Afghass
AfGoneistan
Afghanhoundstan
Afganess
Afgranny
Afghâni kasif ~IR dirty Afghan
Afghâni ashghâl ~IR Afghan🗑️
Trash-ganistan
Afgagastan
Kabull💩
Afshitistan
Afhamistan🐖
Kabullies
Afmanistan
Awghani
Awghani Ghool
Awgaan e ghool ~fa
Awghoo
Awghool
Afghouli
Afgayni
Afgandi ~India "dirty"

Afghool
Awghan ghool
Namak haram ~thankless/traitors
Ehsaan Faramosh
Awghulistan
Afcrackistan

Afghastlystan
Afgarbagecan
Afgayn
Afbadistan
Afdirtistan

Afganjastan

Afglassistan
Afsmackistan
Afskagistan
Aftaliban
Afgandistan ~India
Afghoon
Awghanistan
Awganistan
Lobiya khor
Afghoulistan
Afghanazi
Afjeet
Afgooneystan
Afghand
Afghays
Afshittystan
Afgunstan
Afghangster
Arseholistan
Afghani

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Hist/Pol- Free Hazaristan: Some say genocide☮︎✌︎︎

-Afgh should learn self introspection, might be based on an incident faced
Migrants- Iranian cops open fire on illegal Afghan migrants. Put in cages🔒
-Hooliganism
Cult.- Pedophilia capital of Asia. 2017 UN study: bacha bazi was common. In Sweden gang raping a minor boy, Fr “In my country, it is normal to have sexual relations with young boys”
News- Yrs of persecution forced Afghan Hindus & Sikhs to flee

Hindu-Buddhist Temple Was Destroyed In Afgh
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This is the history of Afghanistan & the border split - COPY & PASTE THIS to educate Afghan supremacists/nationalists. 🗺️⏳📜🇦🇫🪖📚🤔 iıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıi
Why does a country named 🇦🇫 exist when it doesn't have a nation, race, common culture, or language?
The emergence of fake, artificial 🇦🇫 born as a wannabe different nation state meant many groups found themselves separated from their ethnic kin in neighboring states. Tajiks were split from their relatives in TJ, Uzbekistan, PK, 🇨🇳 & 🇮🇷.
Is an artificial amalgamation of cultures of the region. Won independence from notional 🇬🇧 control in 1919.

🇦🇫 & Iran were one country until 1897 AH.

Afghans like it or not were part the Persian empire, many Persian scientific discoveries, literature, art etc were credited to the people of 🇦🇫 who were Persians.
B Anti-Afghan sentiment so ur argument is over!

I'm not making this up😲

Rearranging the letters of Afghanistan gives Hi, Satan-fang 🩸
The anagram of 🇦🇫 is Fans a-hating ie hooligans street fighting⚽️🏏👥😨💥🚑🤕

Compound Word Anagrams of 🇦🇫 include
ANTI AFGHANS👎, FANG SHAITAN, AFGHAN STAIN🧤🧼🧽, AFGHANI ANTS -👨🏽 r 5'6", INFANT AGHAS -👶 Aspiring 🔱, AFGHANIS TAN -identity crisis, inferiority complex in the presence of Iranians + Tajiks🥹🥾👅😓 & identify as 🏻 in US, FAT ANHINGAS -devil/ snake 🐍 🐦, SHAFT ANGINA -🤕 in the chest, INFANTA HAGS 👸🧙 ♀️ & AFGHAN SAINT 🤭

1: Did u c Alberta woman's racist tirade – You are not Canadian? So much Anti-Afghan sentiment
2: Yh😏
by MsClickNSeeMyAfghPosts April 20, 2024
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fat afghan

John: Did u see that new kid in school?

Peter: Yeah, he looks like a pretty fat afghan
by majorSalzig February 14, 2019
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The Afghan Shitter

That weird squad & blindly shoot over your head thing insurrectionists and terrorists do.

Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.
Dave: Yo, did you see that Jihadi shooting at us from behind the wall? My Grenade blew his ass up.

Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.
by Fist of Ass November 25, 2022
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The afghan pullout

While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.
She asked "what happened?". Nobody was there to answer because Joe gave her "the afghan pullout".
by Viking_Bryan November 03, 2021
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