Uhm actually

A phrase used when you change your mind on something in the most entitled way possible, especially if it’s someone doing something for you.

You: “Could I get a diet coke”
Molly: “Yeah okay”
You: “Uhm actually! A chocolate milkshake instead”

by mollymaebeindicisive July 13, 2023

an actual dude

Not a fuckboy, actually has a life, isn't playin.

Compliments your looks but supports your goals.

"Hey Chloe, are you talking to anyone right now?"

"Oh, yea, turns out I am, he's an actual dude,"

by Heavenlybeing February 28, 2020

Actually nice

When something is especially nice. It's ACTUALLY nice... '

"The tenor part of this song is like, ACTUALLY nice."

by Choir Kid August 27, 2012

actually funny

something that is actually funny.

im too lazy to write a example so here's a gif of jerry laughing at something that is actually funny and no its not you

by nonexistantladder April 7, 2022

actual pisstake

When something happens that is a absolute joke and makes you wanna die

Omg ella is an actual pisstake

by Mazyyy February 28, 2018

actual girl

An actual girl is a reference women use in relation to their lady lovers.

Going to a BBQ with my girlfriend's tonight, but my actual girl is coming with.

by Shhhimamermaid June 6, 2017

self actualization

A yuppie word for bullshit.

The kids had been hit by self actualization, because their teachers said so and then proceeded to chase them with it.

by normanorma May 19, 2009