Malik was a normal guy, until Abu Michael Cambria Jr. became involved in Hookah. Malik realized Michael had a monopoly over the Hookah market, so he sought out for a new money-making method. That's when he realized he could sell Coca-Cola infused with piss, and call it "Mailk Juice". He made billions.
by Jouweyjonah October 21, 2022
Get the Abu Malik Oakes Jr.mug. A dead fool who for a short time was the leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq. He met his demise on June 8th, 2006 by the hand of the United States Air Force to the tune of a couple of 500 pound bombs.
According to his malevolent religion, the now dead Abu Musab al-Zarqawi should be enjoying the company of 70 virgins in heaven, but is most likely burning in everlasting hellfire prepared for the devil and his angels. God is great!
by Proud American! June 12, 2006
Get the Abu Musab al-Zarqawimug. The true Arabic pronunciation of son of Africa, Barack Hussein Obama II, aka Barry Sotero, aka Barry Soetero, aka Barry Sutoro, aka Renegade, 44th President of the United States; a Democrat.
Our dear son, Excellency, Baraka Hussein Abu oumama, your intervention is the name of the U.S.A. is a must, so that Nato would withdraw finally from the Libyan affair. Libya should be left to Libyans within the African union frame.
by BoboJones May 4, 2011
Get the Baraka Hussein Abu Oumamamug. Michael lived a normal life until he discovered Hookah. He became the most influential Hookah kingpin of all time until his eventual arrest in September of 2020. He went to federal prison on a 77 year sentence, and his cellmate was R-Kelly. They broke out together and joined the Italian mob, got married, and lived happily ever after until death.
Who's Abu Michael Cambria Jr. and why does he want Rylees kisses?
He's the biggest drug-lord of all time.
He's the biggest drug-lord of all time.
by Jouweyjonah October 20, 2022
Get the Abu Michael Cambria Jr.mug. It's obvious to the most casual observer that Mumia was guilty, the numerous "Free Mumia" sites are an assortment of outrageous lies and fabrications with no truth to them.
by Dodger July 23, 2008
Get the mumia abu-jamalmug. by Drip_lord November 10, 2019
Get the abu bakr al-baghdadimug. The name used by Libyan leader Mu'aumer Qaddaffi to address the Kenyan community organizer currently residing in the White House.
Our dear son, Excellency, Baraka Hussein Abu oumama, your intervention is the name of the U.S.A. is a must, so that Nato would withdraw finally from the Libyan affair.
by Khaddafy Duck May 1, 2011
Get the Baraka Hussein Abu oumamamug.