snort job

the sniffing of a penis

snort jobs are very much like blow jobs but instead of mouth penis, you put your nose to a penis

by alsjfksngkdnh May 25, 2009

donkey snort

When you pull your pants down, spread your but cheeks and fart.

I didn't get any last night so I donkey snorted at my girl.

by The Plunger June 20, 2008

butt snort

1. The release of gas that makes a pig like sound.

2. Your dumbass coworker that always beats you to the time clock

1. Damn dude that was a nasty butt snort

2. That butt snort is at the clock five minutes early

by Ian d May 23, 2005

snort-blat

when a person laughs
sucking in air loudly and goose-like, followed by a short chuckle

sometimes Tim's "snort-blat" gets kind of annoying,you know?

by John lenkewich May 15, 2007

Buck Snort

When you bury your nose into your spouse's ass hole and blow out through your nose as hard as possible.

69 is amazing honey but you should have finished with a buck snort.

by on May 12, 2019

Vagina Snort

A really awful insult used when you cant think of something else to say, other examples of this are 'Ass Face' or 'Cunt Bucket"

Me: Oh my gosh, you're such a Cunt Bucket

Lauren: Shut up you Vagina Snort

Me: That is literally the worst insult I have ever heard.

by MeggieBarr August 22, 2011

shaft snorting

Shaft snorting involves doings lines of cocaine along the shaft of a man's penis beginning near the base of and extending towards the tip. Sensitive-side shaft snorting can be performed with the man lying down and is usually started near the head of the penis and ends at the ball sack (dirf) region where a large a amount of cocaine rests for the finisher.

Andy got extremely high by shaft snorting Josh.

by CWoot November 8, 2007