One person yells "ayo squidward check!"
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.
by naftin December 28, 2020
 Get the squidward checkmug.
Get the squidward checkmug. by pproblemm April 1, 2020
 Get the squidward coochmug.
Get the squidward coochmug. When a man fists a woman's anus and pulls out too fast, causing a large case of anal prolapse that resembles squidward's nose.
"Dude I accidentally gave my girlfriend an inward squidward last night and now she won't talk to me."
by ffdp  February 1, 2017
 Get the inward squidwardmug.
Get the inward squidwardmug. by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020
 Get the Twerk squidwardmug.
Get the Twerk squidwardmug. The condition in which someone has a bald head and big nose, resembling Squidward Tentacles. Depression and narcissism are not necessary but may be present as well.
Person: Jeff's depression is starting to worry me.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.
by Jamesican May 26, 2015
 Get the squidward complexmug.
Get the squidward complexmug. When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.
I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.
by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010
 Get the Dirty Squidwardmug.
Get the Dirty Squidwardmug. Edward Cullen meets Squidward from Spongebob. Good term to use if you are a Twilighter who does not take yourself too seriously, or, better yet, one who absolutely detests Stephenie Meyer and finds Edward to be somewhat, well, squid-faced.
Psh, yeah, would you shut up about Squidward Cullen or whoever it is you're obsessed with these days?
by that one odd hottie July 1, 2008
 Get the Squidward Cullenmug.
Get the Squidward Cullenmug.