Me and Joe started to go to the same school this year, he became a hitchhiker of mine when we started to hang out during lunch.
by OhMyLord911 January 14, 2021

After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.
by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025

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by jay big daddy w June 15, 2018

when someone “gets hitchhiked” it basically means that they got thumb-fucked in their vagina. instead of getting fingered with the pointer/middle finger, the person fingering them opted to use their thumb instead. this comes from the known-symbol for hitchhiking—a thumbs up.
person #1: “dude i got hitchhiked last night…”
person #2: “damn he used his thumb? that’s crazy.”
person #1: “yeah i woke up bleeding.”
person #2: “damn he used his thumb? that’s crazy.”
person #1: “yeah i woke up bleeding.”
by hitchhikee April 28, 2025

The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.
by LazyRooster March 8, 2024

Thoughts in time and out of season
The Hitchhiker
Stood by the side of the road
And leveled his thumb
In the calm calculus of reason
Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.
I was out on the desert for awhile
Yeah. in the middle of it
Right
Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem
When I was out on the desert, ya know
I don't know how to tell you
But, uh, I killed somebody
(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know
I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah
This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble
And I just couldn't take it, ya know
And I wasted him
Yeah
The Hitchhiker
Stood by the side of the road
And leveled his thumb
In the calm calculus of reason
Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.
I was out on the desert for awhile
Yeah. in the middle of it
Right
Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem
When I was out on the desert, ya know
I don't know how to tell you
But, uh, I killed somebody
(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know
I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah
This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble
And I just couldn't take it, ya know
And I wasted him
Yeah
The Hitchhiker
by Death Menace May 2, 2023
