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Penis hitchhiker

Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed
Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker
by Gayblackmidgetfurryclownautist September 23, 2023
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Hitchhike

The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.
I hitchhiked dat pussy, and it was game on.
by LazyRooster March 8, 2024
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hitchhiked

when someone “gets hitchhiked” it basically means that they got thumb-fucked in their vagina. instead of getting fingered with the pointer/middle finger, the person fingering them opted to use their thumb instead. this comes from the known-symbol for hitchhiking—a thumbs up.
person #1: “dude i got hitchhiked last night…”

person #2: “damn he used his thumb? that’s crazy.”

person #1: “yeah i woke up bleeding.”
by hitchhikee April 28, 2025
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ultimate hitchhiker

when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.
ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker
by jay big daddy w June 15, 2018
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hitchhiker

i need to stop by walmart and get a superpack of hitchhikers
by kada1993 July 26, 2007
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Angry Hitchhiker

When thumb a girls ass like you really need a lift to two states away
When she met me for the date, she had no idea I was an angry hitchhiker
by The International Meatpickle November 20, 2018
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hitchhiker hug

When you're in the back seat of a vehicle and reach around the front seat to hug the person up front and are only able to hug them around the neck.
A drunk friend gave me a hitchhiker hug from the backseat when I dropped him off at home. I thought I was being strangled.
by SJC1989 August 8, 2016
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