Ewan

A ginger bread man with huge muscles and a large cock when people glance at him they orgasm in all his attractiveness and sexiness (especially when he's wearing a furry or maid costume or both). (¤~¤)

Person 1: EWAN IS ARRIVING

Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!

by Curry Muncher 76 October 13, 2021

Ewan

Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.

If you are hangover in the morning you have a Ewan

by Vsgisj dvjsks September 7, 2022

Ewan

Ewan is a smelly guy who likes young boys. He loves giving blowjobs to minors. A known paedophile to the whole of England.

He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.

Ewan- meow meow meow prrrr prrrr

by buttahdawg December 1, 2023

Ewan

Cool

I am ewan

by Findly June 25, 2022

Ewan

The office manager when Nik and Ben are not in the office.

Hello Ewan, you are more senior than Marc in this office.

by devey March 2, 2022

Ewan epic wubbox

Music

C Eb E E Eb Eb D D

My Singing Monsters player: I love Epic Wubbox!
Ewan: I'm Epic Wubbox
My Singing Monsters player: Ewan Epic Wubbox

by singing monsters lover January 12, 2024

Ewan

Ewan is the biggest discord mod you'd ever find. He is obsessed with anime girls and sleeps with a body pillow every night.

Girl 1: Where is Ewan?
Girl 2: Collecting discord kittens again...

by Analbeedmastern January 25, 2024